Monday, March 9th TV listings for TBS - East HD
Young Sheldon A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run
Meemaw causes a feud when she refuses to give George Sr. her brisket recipe; the kids try to resolve the feud.
Young Sheldon Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
George Sr. takes the boys on a road trip to see a space shuttle launch; Mary, Missy, and Meemaw have a girls weekend at the salon.
Friends The One Where They're Going to Party!
Rachel's career is obstructed by her boss, Joanna; Monica faces a big decision; Chandler, Ross and Joey party.
Friends The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie
Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship; Chandler's well-intended attempts to get Rachel a date seem to miss the mark; Monica's plan to assert some authority at her new restaurant goes awry.
Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus
Phoebe's brother (Giovanni Ribisi) asks her to carry a baby for him and his wife; Chandler gets lessons in love; Joey finds himself in a class struggle.
Friends The One With the Embryos
Phoebe undergoes an embryo implant procedure to become a surrogate mother for her brother and his wife; Monica and Rachel wager their apartment in a trivia game against Chandler and Joey.
Friends The One With Rachel's Crush
Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man; Rachel is attracted to a customer when she's demoted to personal shopper; Monica decides that Joey's new place is built for entertaining.
Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day
A visit to a strip joint fails to cheer up Chandler; Rachel gets Ross to go to an opera; Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot.
Friends The One With All the Rugby
Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever; Ross plays rugby to impress Emily; Monica tries to figure out what a mysterious electrical switch in her new apartment does.
Friends The One With the Fake Party
Rachel throws Emily a phony going-away party so she can see Joshua outside of work; pregnant Phoebe craves meat.
Friends The One With the Free Porn
Ross tells Emily (Helen Baxendale) how he feels about her; Chandler and Joey suddenly receive a free adult TV channel in their apartment; Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.
Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress
Ross has concerns about Emily's interests; Rachel's plans for Joshua are upset by a late change of venue.
Friends The One With All the Haste
Ross tries to keep Emily from returning to London; Monica and Rachel attempt to win back their apartment.
Friends The One With the Wedding Dresses
Monica and Phoebe find life in wedding attire has its charm; Rachel asks Joshua for more spontaneity.
The Big Bang Theory The Holographic Excitation
The gang heads to Stuart's comic book store to celebrate Halloween; Leonard uses science to seduce Penny.
The Big Bang Theory The Extract Obliteration
A game threatens Sheldon's relationship with Stephen Hawking; Penny secretly signs up for a college class.
The Big Bang Theory The Habitation Configuration
Bernadette wants Wolowitz to move out of his mom's house; Sheldon is caught in the middle of Amy and Wil Wheaton's argument.
The Big Bang Theory The 43 Peculiarity
Raj and Howard try to figure out why Sheldon disappears at 2:45 every afternoon; jealousy arises in Penny and Leonard's relationship.
The Big Bang Theory The Parking Spot Escalation
Sheldon and Wolowitz's fight over a parking spot at the university impacts the whole gang.
The Big Bang Theory The Fish Guts Displacement
When Amy gets sick, Sheldon tries to nurse her back to health; Wolowitz and his father-in-law plan a fishing trip.
The Big Bang Theory The Santa Simulation
During a game, Sheldon revisits Christmas memories; Amy, Penny and Bernadette look for a date for Koothrappali.
The Big Bang Theory The Egg Salad Equivalency
When Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment, he ends up getting Raj, Leonard and Wolowitz in trouble.
The Big Bang Theory The Bakersfield Expedition
As the guys don costumes and go on a road trip to a comic book convention, the ladies decide to stay home and try to interpret a comic book.
The Big Bang Theory The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
Sheldon faces a crisis of confidence when he is forced to work with his nemesis, Barry Kripke; Raj and Howard buy expensive action figures of themselves.
The Big Bang Theory The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
A fight between Sheldon and Leonard impacts Amy and Penny's living arrangements; while Howard is away, Raj helps Mrs. Wolowitz out.
The Big Bang Theory The Tangible Affection Proof
The guys search for a perfect Valentine's Day gift for their significant others; Stuart and Raj host a "lonely people" party at the comic book store.
The Big Bang Theory The Monster Isolation
After a bad date, Koothrappali decides to never leave his apartment; Penny's acting skills impress Sheldon.
The Big Bang Theory The Contractual Obligation Implementation
Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz talk to junior high girls about science-related careers; Raj plans a date with Lucy.
The Big Bang Theory The Closet Reconfiguration
Howard considers whether he should open a letter from his father; Penny and Leonard host a "grown-up" cocktail party.
The Big Bang Theory The Tenure Turbulence
The girls get involved when Leonard, Sheldon and Raj compete for tenure at the University.
Modern Family A Fair to Remember
The family goes to the annual school fair; Phil and Claire each plan a separate surprise for their 20th wedding anniversary; Haley has an awkward encounter.
Modern Family ClosetCon '13
Claire encourages Jay to go to ClosetCon, where he is reunited with former colleagues; for the first time, Cam takes Lily and Mitch to the Tucker farm.
Modern Family The Big Game
Cam is extremely focused -- and ruthless -- as a big football game approaches; Claire wants to prove herself at work; Phil tries to teach his children about optimism.
Modern Family The Old Man & the Tree
Jay and Manny set out to cut down their own Christmas tree; Gloria is on edge when her mother visits; Mitchell does last-minute shopping to find the perfect gift for Lily.
Modern Family And One to Grow On
Phil ends up in jail after tricking Luke into taking a dance class; Jay and Gloria plan birthday parties for Manny and Joe; Mitch and Cam try to book a wedding venue.
Modern Family Under Pressure
Gloria has an encounter with a mean mom (Jane Krakowski) during the high school open house; Mitchell meets a judgmental neighbor (Jesse Eisenberg); Alex goes to a therapist.
Modern Family Three Dinners
Haley turns the tables when Claire and Phil try to talk with her about her future; Jay receives news from his friend Shorty; Cam and Mitch go on a romantic date.
Modern Family iSpy
Claire and Phil spy on Luke and Manny; Jay misinterprets Gloria's anger over a dream she thinks he had for another offense he committed; Mitch tries to keep a secret from Cam; Haley tries to keep her photography exhibit from her family.
American Dad! Iced, Iced Babies
Steve's new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty-nest syndrome; Roger tries to enroll in college with Haley.
American Dad! Of Ice and Men
Francine supports Stan's long-suppressed love of competitive figure skating until he ditches her for a new partner.
Family Matters Robo Nerd 2
Steve's robot look-alike, Urkelbot, returns to fight crime. The Winslow women try a new line of hair products and go bald.
Family Matters Farewell, My Laura
A short story comes to life when Steve writes about Johnny Danger and a plot to silence Laura's aunt before she talks.
Family Matters Surely You Joust
Steve and Carl appear in a television grudge match to settle a disagreement.
Family Matters Hot Wheels
Steve glues himself to Laura and ruins her date with a hunk; Carl buys Eddie a used car.
Young Sheldon Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia
Sheldon is forced to tutor Georgie when poor grades threaten his brother's future on the football team.
Young Sheldon An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo
When Sheldon moves to Dallas to attend a school for gifted children, the family struggles to cope with his absence.
Young Sheldon Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers
Sheldon is required to attend Sunday school, but when he returns he decides to learn all he can about a multitude of religions.
Young Sheldon A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Sheldon asks for a computer and unknowingly sparks an argument between Mary and George Sr. over the family's finances; Mary and the twins move in with Meemaw.