Thursday, May 29th TV listings for TBS - Pacific HD
Modern Family Can't Elope
Haley and Dylan's plan to quietly elope before the babies are born doesn't go as smoothly as they had hoped; Jay continues to try and get his new business off the ground by courting an Instagram celebrity.
Modern Family Commencement
Cam finally gets a chance to shine when he is asked to preside over the high school graduation ceremony at the last minute; Jay gives the commencement address; Claire runs into her former high school rival who brings out the worst in her.
Young Sheldon A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office; Dale and Meemaw go to the casino; Georgie makes a big mistake when Dale leaves him in charge of the store.
Young Sheldon A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
Sheldon discovers that Mary's been keeping a secret about his future; Meemaw is furious when she learns Dale fired Georgie.
Young Sheldon Graduation
After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college; Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.
Young Sheldon A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
Sheldon gets a summer job at the local train museum; Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood; Georgie discovers Mary's guilty pleasure.
Young Sheldon Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels; Mary and George Sr. argue over parenting styles.
Young Sheldon Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige when their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School; George is furious after Georgie makes a questionable purchase.
Friends The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel
Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll; Chandler's fear of commitment surfaces in his relationship with Janice.
Friends The One With Frank Jr.
Phoebe offers to buy Frank Jr. (Giovanni Ribisi) a massage; Joey tries to build an entertainment center.
Friends The One With the Flashback
When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to three years earlier.
Friends The One With the Race Car Bed
When Monica buys a new bed from the "Mattress King" (Mark Cohen), the wrong one is delivered; Joey sees Janice kissing her husband; Rachel's father clashes with Ross.
Friends The One With the Giant Poking Device
Chandler and Janice (Maggie Wheeler) reach a turning point in their relationship; the Ugly Naked Guy may be dead.
Friends The One With the Football
Emotions become the feast of the day when the gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving; the turkey is left stewing when the losing team calls for a rematch.
Friends The One Where Rachel Quits
Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk; Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe; Ross accidentally breaks a little girl's leg.
Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
Ross is suspicious about Rachel's possible job offer from a good-looking stranger (Steven Eckholdt); Chandler can't remember which of Joey's many sisters he kissed at a party.
Friends The One With All the Jealousy
Ross becomes jealous when he hears Rachel's new co-worker (Steven Eckholdt) whispering sweet nothings to her.
Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
Running into Richard at the video store tests Monica's willpower; Joey agrees to read "Little Women."
Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner
Phoebe reunites with her former singing partner (E.G. Daily); Chandler dates a woman (Sherilyn Fenn) who has a prosthetic limb.
Friends The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
Phoebe has trouble communicating with her new boyfriend; Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel.
The Big Bang Theory The Plimpton Stimulation
Sheldon invites a famous physicist to the apartment, and competes with Leonard for her attention.
The Big Bang Theory The Staircase Implementation
Leonard tells Penny about how he met Sheldon and what happened to the elevator.
The Big Bang Theory The Robotic Manipulation
Penny tags along on Sheldon's first date; Wolowitz finds a new use for a robotic arm.
The Big Bang Theory The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
Realizing he will not live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, Sheldon tries to extend his life span.
The Big Bang Theory The Hot Troll Deviation
An embarrassing secret of Wolowitz's is revealed; Raj and Sheldon get into a war at work.
The Big Bang Theory The Desperation Emanation
Leonard realizes he is the only one in his group without a girlfriend; Sheldon wants to get rid of his girlfriend.
The Big Bang Theory The Irish Pub Formulation
Leonard keeps an affair a secret from Sheldon, Howard and Raj.
The Big Bang Theory The Apology Insufficiency
Sheldon's interview with the FBI jeopardizes Wolowitz's security clearance.
The Big Bang Theory The 21-Second Excitation
While the guys camp out for a long-awaited movie screening, Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party.
The Big Bang Theory The Boyfriend Complexity
Penny asks Leonard to lie to her father (Keith Carradine); Howard, Raj and Bernadette pull an all-nighter at a telescope.
The Big Bang Theory The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
Amy realizes she has feelings for Penny's ex; Koothrappali and Wolowitz try to prove who would be a better superhero.
The Big Bang Theory The Justice League Recombination
The guys try to bond with Penny's new boyfriend through a costume contest.
The Big Bang Theory The Bus Pants Utilization
Leonard's idea for a smartphone application causes friction in his friendship with Sheldon.
The Big Bang Theory The Love Car Displacement
Bernadette runs into her ex-boyfriend (Rick Fox) while attending a science event with Wolowitz.
Law Abiding Citizen (2009)
Ten years after his wife and child die in a home invasion, a man (Gerard Butler) carries out an elaborate plot against the prosecutor (Jamie Foxx) who cut a deal with one of the killers.
White House Down (2013)
While on a tour of the White House with his young daughter, a Capitol policeman springs into action to save his child and protect the president from a heavily armed group of paramilitary invaders.
Modern Family A Year of Birthdays
The birth of Haley and Dylan's twins approaches; a look back at how the family members celebrated their birthdays over the past year.
Modern Family New Kids on the Block
Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better; Manny is set to direct Jay's dog bed commercial in hopes of winning his ex-girlfriend back.
Modern Family Snapped
Claire needs to get everyone out of the house before they make her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine; Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting in an attempt to spend some quality time together.
Modern Family Perfect Pairs
Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke realize the babies might help them with a few things on their to-do lists, so they offer to give Haley the day off.