Thursday, September 11th TV listings for TBS - Pacific HD
Modern Family The Day We Almost Died
When a near-death experience leads to several members of the family deciding to make life changes, the rest of the clan bears the brunt of their new attitudes.
Modern Family The Big Guns
Phil calls in his father and his retired friends to help in a war with the neighbors; Jay and Gloria disagree over Joe's potty training.
Young Sheldon The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
Sheldon gets the science yips and has to learn how to not think; George Sr. plays handyman at Brenda Sparks' house.
Young Sheldon An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room
Sheldon gets a dorm room all to himself; Meemaw gains an unwanted business partner.
Young Sheldon A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
Sheldon acts as Mary's spy during a youth lock-in at church; Georgie is attracted to an older woman.
Young Sheldon A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance
Sheldon attends his first comic book convention; Mary tries selling makeup.
Young Sheldon A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbors; George Sr. learns his job is in jeopardy.
Young Sheldon A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles
Sheldon butts heads with Dr. Lee, a new scientist in the lab; Mary is given a lotto ticket.
Friends The One With the Ball
Monica interrupts Joey and Ross' friendly game of catch; Gary (Michael Rapaport) asks Phoebe to move in with him.
Friends The One With Joey's Big Break
Joey lands his first lead role and finds his movie crew in a bind; Rachel gets an eye infection; Phoebe can't quite remember why she hates Ross.
Friends The One in Vegas
The gang surprises Joey by joining him in Las Vegas on a film shoot; a winning streak leads Chandler to press his luck with a proposition.
Friends The One in Vegas
Chandler and Monica reconcile and hastily decide to get married; Ross and Rachel get drunk and roam the casino; Phoebe deals with a lurker on the slot machines.
Friends The One After Vegas
Hung-over Rachel and Ross wonder if they got married while in Vegas; Monica and Chandler search the Strip for signs that they are altar-bound.
Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Ross seeks Phoebe's advice to help him sort out the legal status of his relationship with Rachel; Monica and Chandler plan to move in together.
Friends The One With Ross's Denial
Ross has Rachel on his mind when he gets between feuding Monica and Chandler; Joey advertises for a specific roommate.
Friends The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
A hernia-bearing Joey tries to pick up a quick acting gig; Rachel discovers that Ross never had their marriage annulled.
Friends The One With Joey's Porsche
Rachel wants Ross to admit that he's mentally unbalanced so that a judge will grant them an annulment.
Friends The One on the Last Night
While Monica helps Rachel move out, the two women have a war of words; Chandler says a "financial" adios to Joey.
Friends The One Where Phoebe Runs
Rachel regrets asking Phoebe to jog with her when her uncoordinated movements attract unwanted attention.
Friends The One With Ross' Teeth
After bleaching his teeth, Ross discovers they glow in the dark; Joey's new roommate wants to redecorate.
Friends The One Where Ross Got High
Chandler finds out Monica never told her parents he was living with her; Rachel tries her hand at making dessert.
Friends The One With the Routine
Janine invites Joey, Monica and Ross to a TV taping; Phoebe and Rachel want an early glimpse at their Christmas gifts.
The Big Bang Theory The Grasshopper Experiment
On a blind date, Koothrappali discovers that he can talk to the opposite sex after a few drinks, but his date takes an interest in Sheldon.
The Big Bang Theory The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
Penny tries to mediate when Sheldon and Leonard disagree on whether to present their joint findings at a physics conference.
The Big Bang Theory The Loobenfeld Decay
Leonard and Sheldon try to avoid seeing Penny perform after hearing her sing, but the elaborate lie Sheldon tells leads to an unexpected result.
The Big Bang Theory The Pancake Batter Anomaly
Leonard and the boys avoid Sheldon when he gets sick, leaving Penny to nurse him back to health.
The Big Bang Theory The Jerusalem Duality
Sheldon and Leonard look for a way to derail a 15-year-old physics prodigy's research.
The Big Bang Theory The Bat Jar Conjecture
When Sheldon tries to prove his mental superiority as they train for the Physics Bowl, the guys kick him off the team and bring his nemesis (Sara Gilbert) aboard.
The Big Bang Theory The Nerdvana Annihilation
Leonard and the guys buy a time machine prop from a classic movie; Penny tells the guys their obsession with comics and toys is pathetic.
The Big Bang Theory The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
Leonard devises a plan to eliminate his rivals when he, Wolowitz and Koothrappali all fall for Sheldon's twin sister, but his plan backfires when Sheldon decides to choose who his sister dates.
The Big Bang Theory The Peanut Reaction
Penny learns that Leonard does not celebrate birthdays, so she plans a surprise party; Sheldon unexpectedly gets to live out one of his biggest fantasies in an electronics store.
The Big Bang Theory The Tangerine Factor
When Leonard finally works up the courage to ask Penny out on a date, they each turn to Sheldon for advice.
Impractical Jokers: Specials Behind Closed Doors New
The Jokers are locked in a supply closet and must decide who's endured the worst punishments to escape; as they argue over physical, embarrassing and personal punishments, old clips resurface and tensions rise.
Impractical Jokers Hoop! There It Is!
The Jokers pretend to be medical students in training with standardized patient actors, then play the hero and break up a public fight, hoping to earn applause; one Joker has to put his hips where his mouth is and settle a bet of his own making.
Tommy Boy (1995)
A ne'er-do-well auto-parts heir (Chris Farley) must stop his father's (Brian Dennehy) widow from selling the business.
Black Sheep (1996)
To head off political embarrassment, the aide (David Spade) of a gubernatorial candidate (Tim Matheson) shepherds his boss's uncouth brother (Chris Farley).
Tommy Boy (1995)
A ne'er-do-well auto-parts heir (Chris Farley) must stop his father's (Brian Dennehy) widow from selling the business.
Modern Family Rash Decisions
When Phil thinks Luke is giving him the cold shoulder, Andy becomes Phil's new right-hand man; Jay is put in a tough spot when it is suspected that Joe is allergic to Stella; Mitchell does some freelance legal work at Jay's company.
Modern Family Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister
Claire senses Phil may be more into "Juliana" than her; Gloria's sister visits; Mitchell and Cameron get into a situation with Anders.