Tuesday, May 27th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H April Fools
A no-nonsense colonel visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranks.
M*A*S*H The Best of Enemies
A North Korean soldier takes Hawkeye prisoner.
M*A*S*H Letters
Hawkeye turns the 4077th into pen pals for fourth-graders back in the States.
Bonanza Walter and the Outlaws
Bandits kidnap a prospector's dog, hoping to force its owner (Arthur Hunnicutt) into revealing the whereabouts of a cache of gold.
Gunsmoke This Golden Land
The surviving son (Richard Dreyfuss) of a Russian emigrant seeks vengeance for the hazing death of his brother.
Gunsmoke Women for Sale
Settlers and travelers are taken captive by renegade Indians and sold as slaves.
Gunsmoke Women for Sale
A woman and girl are with Matt as he pursues captives en route to Mexico.
Gunsmoke Matt's Love Story
Wounded Matt, also suffering from a case of amnesia, falls in love with a beautiful widow.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
Aunt Bee pretends that she is dating a married man to avoid being a third wheel after Clara convinces her that she is preventing romance from blossoming between Andy and Helen.
The Andy Griffith Show The Arrest of the Fun Girls
When two young women get a speeding ticket, they enjoy the attention from Andy and Barney.
The Andy Griffith Show The Luck of Newton Monroe
A traveling salesman who sells items out of the trunk of his car arrives in Mayberry. However, he is plagued with bad luck and everything he touches turns into a minor disaster.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie Flunks Arithmetic
Barney helps Opie with his schoolwork by using a teaching method of his own.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie and the Carnival
Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival shooting gallery without knowing that it is a scam.
The Andy Griffith Show Banjo-Playing Deputy
A carnival's destitute banjo player is hired to take Barney's place.
Everybody Loves Raymond Alone Time
Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.
Everybody Loves Raymond Someone's Cranky
While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.
Everybody Loves Raymond Bad Moon Rising
Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.
Everybody Loves Raymond Confronting the Attacker
Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.
Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Divorce
The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.
Everybody Loves Raymond Italy
Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.
Everybody Loves Raymond Italy
Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.
The King of Queens S'ain't Valentine's
Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.
The King of Queens Court Date
Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.
The King of Queens White Collar
Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.
The King of Queens Rayny Day
Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.
The King of Queens Train Wreck
Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.
Seinfeld The Stall
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend (Dan Cortese).
Seinfeld The Dinner Party
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
Seinfeld The Marine Biologist
George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.
Seinfeld The Pie
Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine .
Mom Teenage Vampires and a White Russian
Bonnie is upset when her brother is arrested and calls Adam instead of her to bail him out; Christy gets fired from her job at the restaurant.
Mom A Bear and a Bladder Infection
When Christy's long-distance relationship fizzles, she seeks the company of a former fling; Bonnie tries to give up coffee.
Mom Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People
After Bonnie and Adam attend a traditional wedding, they discover they're not on the same page about their own wedding; Christy and Patrick have trouble setting the mood for their "first time."
Mom Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal
When Christy's car dies, Bonnie refuses to let Adam loan her money for a new one.
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The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Girlfriend
Opie's friendship with an athletically superior girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female.
The Andy Griffith Show The Lodge
Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.
The Andy Griffith Show The Barbershop Quartet
The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of its singing contest.
The Andy Griffith Show The Ball Game
Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game and when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry, he becomes the town pariah.