Sunday, June 1st TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
The Golden Girls Sophia's Wedding: Part 1
Sophia wants to wed Max Weinstock, her husband's partner.
The Golden Girls Sophia's Wedding: Part 2
Sophia and Max return from their honeymoon and open a food stand on the boardwalk.
The Golden Girls Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
Blanche's tattered jacket, containing a winning lottery ticket, ends up in charity.
The Golden Girls Scared Straight
Blanche learns that her brother is gay after he claims to have slept with Rose.
The Golden Girls Stan Takes a Wife
Dorothy wants her ex-husband back when he becomes engaged to another woman.
The Golden Girls The Auction
The roommates buy a dying artist's painting, hoping to sell it for a profit.
The Golden Girls Blind Date
Blanche has reservations about dating a blind man, since he cannot see her physical attributes; Dorothy and Rose coach a children's team.
The Golden Girls Impotence of Being Ernest
Rose feels inadequate when her new boyfriend experiences impotency.
Mike & Molly Mike's Not Ready
Mike turns Molly down when she invites him in after a date.
Mike & Molly First Christmas
Mike tries to find a gift for Molly for their first Christmas together.
Mike & Molly First Valentine's Day
Mike runs into Molly's ex-boyfriend, which jeopardizes his plans for Valentine's Day with Molly.
Mike & Molly Happy Halloween
Mike and Molly are invited to her boss's Halloween party -- a holiday Mike hates.
Mike & Molly Mike Cheats
As Thanksgiving Day approaches, Mike starts to secretly cheat on his diet.
Mike & Molly Valentine's Piggyback
After forgetting to prepare for Valentine's Day, Mike takes advantage of Carl's elaborate plans with Christina (Holly Robinson Peete).
Mike & Molly Thanksgiving Is Canceled
When Mike is sick on Thanksgiving, Molly is secretly excited about not having to cook -- until Vince invites his brother over for a homemade meal.
Mike & Molly Karaoke Christmas
Mike can't contain his frustration over the amount of money Molly has spent on Christmas shopping; as Molly's family partakes in holiday festivities at home, Mike and Molly spend Christmas Eve at a church with Mike's mother and his boss.
Mike & Molly St. Patrick's Day
Samuel and Carl try to meet women by hosting a St. Patrick's Day party; Molly shares juicy details of past St. Patrick's Day excursions.
Two and a Half Men Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.
Two and a Half Men That Darn Priest
Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
Two and a Half Men Pilot
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
Two and a Half Men Big Flappy Bastards
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
Two and a Half Men Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
Two and a Half Men If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
Two and a Half Men The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Two and a Half Men Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
Two and a Half Men If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Two and a Half Men Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
Seinfeld The Jimmy
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
Seinfeld The Doodle
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
Seinfeld The Diplomats Club
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
Seinfeld The Face Painter
Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.
Seinfeld The Understudy
George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.
Seinfeld The Engagement
A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.
Seinfeld The Postponement
George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.
Seinfeld The Maestro
Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.
Seinfeld The Wink
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
Seinfeld The Hot Tub
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
Seinfeld The Soup Nazi
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Big Bang
Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.
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Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.