Thursday, May 29th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H A War for All Seasons
New Year's Day 1951: a year in the life of the 4077th.
M*A*S*H Your Retention, Please
Brokenhearted Klinger loses his wife for the second time.
M*A*S*H Tell It to the Marines
Maj. Charles Winchester assumes command of the 4077th.
Bonanza The Hostage
The Cartwrights tear the Nevada countryside apart looking for Ben when he is kidnapped and a ransom of $100,000 is demanded.
Gunsmoke A Game of Death ... An Act of Love
A man (Morgan Woodward) seeks revenge after renegades kill his wife and burn his house.
Gunsmoke A Game of Death ... An Act of Love
A lawyer (Paul Stevens) agrees to defend the Indians accused of murdering Bear Sanderson's wife.
Gunsmoke Lynch Town
Matt forces a drunken, corrupt judge (David Wayne) to hold an inquest into the death of a woman saloon owner.
Gunsmoke The Hanging of Newly O'Brien
Doc Adams sends Newly out to check on families in the back country.
The Andy Griffith Show Runaway Kid
Andy lectures Opie on the importance of keeping one's promise after Opie and his friends play a practical joke. However, the tables are turned when Opie befriends a runaway boy and refuses to reveal his name to Andy.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy the Matchmaker
Andy decides to stage a robbery at the drugstore to brighten Barney's mood and give him enough confidence to ask Miss Rosemary out on a date.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Charity
Andy tries to convince Opie to give more than three cents to a fundraising drive, but Opie refuses and states that he is saving money to buy his girlfriend Charlotte something.
The Andy Griffith Show A Feud Is a Feud
Andy arranges a duel between the two patriarchs of the Carter and Wakefield families in the hopes of finally bringing an end to their longtime feud.
The Andy Griffith Show Ellie for Council
Ellie Walker decides to become the very first woman to run for a seat on the Mayberry City Council, dividing Mayberry into a battle of the sexes.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Sneeze
Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.
Everybody Loves Raymond What Good Are You?
Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.
Everybody Loves Raymond Super Bowl
Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.
Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's Journal
Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.
Everybody Loves Raymond Silent Partners
Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.
Everybody Loves Raymond Fairies
Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.
Everybody Loves Raymond Stefania Arrives
Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.
The King of Queens Queasy Rider
Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him.
The King of Queens Female Problems
Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor.
The King of Queens Assaulted Nuts
After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.
The King of Queens Parent Trapped
Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop.
The King of Queens Tube Stakes
Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open.
Seinfeld The Fire
George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.
Seinfeld The Hamptons
George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.
Seinfeld The Opposite
George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee."
Seinfeld The Chaperone
Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).
The New Adventures of Old Christine What About Barb?
Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Crash
Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Ritchie Scores
Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.
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The Andy Griffith Show The Senior Play
Helen and her teenage students convince the principal the younger generation is no different from his own.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie Finds a Baby
Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby and run into trouble when they try to find it some new parents.
The Andy Griffith Show Big Fish in a Small Town
Howard, a nonfisherman, antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching the biggest fish in the lake.
The Andy Griffith Show Only a Rose
Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the annual Mayberry Flower Show.