Thursday, October 9th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H Tuttle
Hawkeye and Trapper, with an assist from Radar, make up a fictitious captain in order to donate his salary to an orphanage.
M*A*S*H The Ringbanger
The doctors conspire to retire a gung-ho colonel whose military exploits are making the hospital busier than usual.
M*A*S*H Sometimes You Hear the Bullet
Frank throws his back out and applies for a Purple Heart, while Hawkeye mourns the loss of a friend and sends an underage soldier home.
Gunsmoke The Legend
Against great odds, the mother of two infamous outlaws tries to steer her youngest son into an honest life.
Gunsmoke My Brother's Keeper
Seeking refuge from a storm, Festus stumbles into a cave where an elderly Indian lies dying.
Gunsmoke Lynott
A former lawman saves Matt's life then agrees to take his place while the marshal's wounds heal.
Gunsmoke Lijah
A prejudiced jury sits in judgment of a stern, quiet mountain man accused of committing three wanton murders.
Gunsmoke Trafton
Matt tries to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and the New Mayor
The new mayor of Mayberry is critical of Andy's work as sheriff.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Opie -- Bachelors
When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelorhood.
The Andy Griffith Show The Cow Thief
The Mayberry mayor demands Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney Mends a Broken Heart
Peggy McMillan breaks a date with Andy and Barney tries to console him.
The Andy Griffith Show Lawman Barney
Barney loses his self-confidence when two farmers ignore his warning to stop selling produce from their truck.
Everybody Loves Raymond Say Uncle
Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.
Everybody Loves Raymond Separation
Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.
Everybody Loves Raymond Frank Paints the House
Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.
Everybody Loves Raymond Ally's Birth
The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Angry Family
At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.
Everybody Loves Raymond No Roll
Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond Odd Man Out
Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.
The King of Queens Frigid Heirs
After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.
The King of Queens Switch Sitters
Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.
The King of Queens Cheap Saks
Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.
The King of Queens Damned Yanky
Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.
The King of Queens Multiple Plots
Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).
The King of Queens Trash Talker
Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.
Seinfeld The Tape
Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.
Seinfeld The Nose Job
Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.
Seinfeld The Stranded
After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.
Seinfeld The Alternate Side
Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.
The New Adventures of Old Christine How I Hate Your Mother
Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.
The New Adventures of Old Christine White Like Me
After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Snakes on a Date
Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Drugstore Job
Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume at his new job as a drugstore clerk.
The Andy Griffith Show The Church Benefactors
A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney Hosts a Summit Meeting
Barney is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting.
The Andy Griffith Show Goober Goes to the Auto Show
Goober tries to impress an old friend from mechanics school by claiming to own a chain of gas stations.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Big Moment
Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons, until her instructor tells her that she is ready to solo.
The Andy Griffith Show Helen's Past
Andy learns that Helen was once arrested for gun possession, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum.