Thursday, April 2nd TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
The Golden Girls Stan's Return
Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her.
The Golden Girls The Custody Battle
Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria.
The Drew Barrymore Show Shaggy New
Singer Shaggy surprises Drew in an all-new Drew's News.
The Drew Barrymore Show Elisabeth Moss New
Elisabeth Moss tells Drew about her exciting new series, "Imperfect Women."
The Andy Griffith Show Otis the Deputy
Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers.
The Andy Griffith Show Goober Makes History
Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher.
The Andy Griffith Show A New Doctor in Town
The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens.
The Andy Griffith Show Don't Miss a Good Bet
Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.
M*A*S*H Life Time
The 4077th races the clock to save severely wounded soldiers.
M*A*S*H Dear Uncle Abdul
Klinger falls victim to the peculiar behavior of the 4077th's personnel.
M*A*S*H Captains Outrageous
The officers are drafted into running the saloon while Rosie is in the hospital.
M*A*S*H Stars and Stripes
B.J. and Charles clash when they are both honored for an operation.
Gunsmoke Abelia
A band of outlaws holds Festus, a young widow and her two children as hostages.
Gunsmoke The Railroad
When a railroad company tries to force Jim Graham off his land, Matt blocks its efforts.
Gunsmoke The Miracle Man
A slick-talking salesman attended by three dissatisfied customers is rescued by a farm widow.
Gunsmoke Waco
Matt has a long,hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner, pursued the entire way by the man's gang.
Gunsmoke Lobo
Matt's friend becomes a murderer because of his fanatic opposition to the killing of a renegade wolf.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Physical
Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.
The Andy Griffith Show Family Visit
Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.
The Andy Griffith Show The Education of Ernest T. Bass
Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Romance
Aunt Bee's former beau, Roger Hanover, pays her a visit and begins courting her again. Andy and Opie soon become annoyed at Roger's bad jokes and gags.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Bloodhound
Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney.
The Andy Griffith Show Man in the Middle
Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Ingrate
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Everybody Loves Raymond Crazy Chin
Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Nice Talk
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.
Everybody Loves Raymond Blabbermouths
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Model
A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Mentor
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.
Everybody Loves Raymond Golf for It
Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.
The King of Queens Paint Misbehavin'
After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.
The King of Queens Deacon Blues
Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.
The King of Queens Horizontal Hold
Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.
The King of Queens Inner Tube
Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters.
The King of Queens Papa Pill
When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.
The King of Queens Package Deal
Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.
Seinfeld The Bris
Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.
Seinfeld The Lip Reader
George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.
Seinfeld The Non-Fat Yogurt
Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.
Seinfeld The Barber
Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Crash
Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Ritchie Scores
Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.