Saturday, January 3rd TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
Roseanne Girl Talk
When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.
Roseanne Sleeper
Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.
Roseanne Follow the Son
D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.
Roseanne Punch and Jimmy
Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.
Roseanne White Men Can't Kiss
Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.
Roseanne Thanksgiving 1994
The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting.
Roseanne Maybe Baby
Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby.
Roseanne The Parenting Trap
DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board.
Roseanne Rear Window
Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help.
Roseanne My Name Is Bev
Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic.
Roseanne Bed and Bored
Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.
Roseanne Sisters
D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.
Roseanne Lost Youth
Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.
Roseanne Single Married Female
While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.
Seinfeld The Trip
When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show,"' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.
Seinfeld The Trip
While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.
Seinfeld The Pitch
Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.
Seinfeld The Ticket
Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.
Seinfeld The Wallet
Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.
Seinfeld The Watch
Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.
Seinfeld The Bubble Boy
Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.
Seinfeld The Cheever Letters
Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.
Seinfeld The Opera
A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).
Seinfeld The Virgin
Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.
Seinfeld The Contest
Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.
Seinfeld The Airport
Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.
The King of Queens Restaurant Row
Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.
The King of Queens Flower Power
Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.
The King of Queens Whine Country
A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.
The King of Queens Do Rico
When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.
The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love What You Do for Me
When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Scream
Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!
The New Adventures of Old Christine Get Smarter
When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Pilot
On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Supertramp
When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Open Water
Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.
The New Adventures of Old Christine One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.
The New Adventures of Old Christine I'll Show You Mine
After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Other F Word
Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Long Day's Journey Into Stan
Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Teach Your Children Well
Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday and hosts an arts-and-crafts party at home.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Ritchie Has Two Mommies
Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when new Christine shows up as well.
The New Adventures of Old Christine No Fault Divorce
Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether the counselor acted in their best interest.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Exile on Lame Street
Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it.
The Golden Girls 'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
Sophia takes action when a depressed, gun-toting Santa Claus threatens to ruin Christmas for her and her housemates.
The Golden Girls Sisters
For Sophia's birthday, Dorothy flies her sister Angela in from Sicily, Italy, as a surprise; Dorothy's the one who's surprised when Sophia's reaction is that of disgust.