Saturday, April 18th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
Roseanne Lovers' Lane
On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.
Roseanne The Memory Game
Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Rosea.
Roseanne Here's to Good Friends
Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.
Roseanne Dan's Birthday Bash
When Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.
Roseanne Saturday
Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.
Roseanne Canoga Time
Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.
Roseanne The Monday Thru Friday Show
Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.
Roseanne Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.
Roseanne Father's Day
Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.
Roseanne Nightmare on Oak Street
When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.
Roseanne Mall Story
It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.
Roseanne Becky's Choice
Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.
Roseanne The Slice of Life
Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.
Roseanne Workin' Overtime
Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.
Seinfeld The Strike
George and his father celebrate an alternative holiday; Kramer goes back to work after a long bagel strike.
Seinfeld The Dealership
Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.
Seinfeld The Reverse Peephole
Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.
Seinfeld The Cartoon
Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.
Seinfeld The Strong Box
Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.
Seinfeld The Wizard
Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.
Seinfeld The Burning
George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.
Seinfeld The Bookstore
Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.
Seinfeld The Frogger
Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in "the guys" for George.
Seinfeld The Maid
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.
Seinfeld The Finale
After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.
Seinfeld The Finale
After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.
The King of Queens Precedent Nixin'
Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.
The King of Queens Foe: Pa
When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.
The King of Queens Tank Heaven
Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.
The King of Queens Altar Ego
Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.
The New Adventures of Old Christine It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Whale of a Tale
The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Truth or Dare
Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.
The New Adventures of Old Christine A Family Unfair
As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Sweet Charity
After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Subway, Somehow
Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Up in the Airport
Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Revenge Makeover
Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.
The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love What You Do for Me
When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Scream
Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!