Friday, June 12th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern HD
M*A*S*H 38 Across
Stumped by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye radios a Navy buddy for help, but his call is interpreted as a medical emergency.
M*A*S*H Ping Pong
The company's young Korean table tennis champion persuades Hawkeye and B.J. to lend him money for an engagement ring.
M*A*S*H End Run
A football hero creates a perplexing psychological problem for Hawkeye and B.J. when he suffers a wound that will end his career.
M*A*S*H Hanky Panky
When B.J. attempts to comfort a nurse who has marriage troubles, he discovers a romantic problem of his own.
Gunsmoke A Man Called Smith
An outlaw's return to his homestead to claim some hidden loot leads to nothing but trouble.
Gunsmoke Charlie Noon
A band of Comanches pursues Matt as he crosses the desert with a prisoner.
Gunsmoke A Matter of Honor
A man is accused of murder after being found drunk beside a dying man.
Gunsmoke The Still
A schoolmarm's crooked relatives begin a moonshining operation in Dodge City.
Gunsmoke The Innocent
A family of thieves takes Festus and a woman schoolteacher hostage in Cimarron territory.
The Andy Griffith Show The Rivals
After Opie is struck with puppy love, Barney tries to show him how to handle women.
The Andy Griffith Show A Wife for Andy
Barney thinks it's time Andy got married, but Andy has a plan of his own.
The Andy Griffith Show Dogs, Dogs, Dogs
A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a state official.
The Andy Griffith Show Mountain Wedding
The Darling family returns to Mayberry and asks Andy for help in dealing with Ernest T. Bass, a mountain man who keeps pursuing Briscoe's married daughter Charlene.
The Andy Griffith Show The Big House
Barney and Gomer are responsible for watching over two thieves who are temporarily jailed in Mayberry. Between the two of them, the criminals manage to escape three times.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie the Birdman
Opie takes on the job of raising three baby birds after he accidentally kills the mother bird and learns important life lessons along the way.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Invasion
Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.
Everybody Loves Raymond Driving Frank
Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Sitter
Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.
Everybody Loves Raymond Getting Even
Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Visit
Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.
Everybody Loves Raymond Halloween Candy
Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins."
Everybody Loves Raymond Moving Out
Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.
The King of Queens Manhattan Project
Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.
The King of Queens Single Spaced
Carrie moves to Manhattan; Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.
The King of Queens China Syndrome
Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.
The King of Queens China Syndrome
Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.
The King of Queens Pilot
In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.
The King of Queens Fat City
Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller.
Seinfeld The Blood
At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.
Seinfeld The Junk Mail
Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.
Seinfeld The Merv Griffin Show
Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.
Seinfeld The Slicer
Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Sweet Charity
After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Subway, Somehow
Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Up in the Airport
Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Revenge Makeover
Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.
Roseanne Sleeper
Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.
Roseanne Skeleton in the Closet
It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soirée at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.
Roseanne Follow the Son
D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.
Roseanne Punch and Jimmy
Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.
Roseanne White Men Can't Kiss
Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.