TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Thursday, May 16th TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
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The Andy Griffith Show Howard, the Comedian
Staid county clerk Howard Sprague becomes a comic and performs on a TV amateur hour.
The Andy Griffith Show Big Brothers
Howard volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high-school boy.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
Andy is disappointed that Opie chooses someone else as his "most unforgettable character" for a school essay.
The Andy Griffith Show Goober's Contest
Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest.
M*A*S*H The Foresight Saga
A letter from Radar brightens the colonel's day until Klinger accidentally breaks his glasses.
M*A*S*H That's Show Biz
The sudden illness of a USO singer brings the touring troupe to the 4077th.
M*A*S*H That's Show Biz
The ailing USO singer undergoes emergency surgery as the troupe entertains the camp.
Bonanza Walter and the Outlaws
Bandits kidnap a prospector's dog, hoping to force its owner (Arthur Hunnicutt) into revealing the whereabouts of a cache of gold.
Gunsmoke Blood Money
The father of a young gunfighter tries to end his son's career by wounding his gun hand.
Gunsmoke Dead Man's Law
A corrupt group attempts to take over Dodge City's law enforcement when Matt is thought to be dead.
Gunsmoke Hill Girl
A backwoods girl hitches a ride into Dodge and her bullying brothers follow.
Gunsmoke Buffalo Man
A trapper pursues the five Army deserters who beat his adopted Indian son and left him to die.
The Andy Griffith Show The Bank Job
Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe. Disguised as a cleaning lady, he easily slips by the bank teller and accidentally locks himself in the vault.
The Andy Griffith Show One Punch Opie
Opie must learn to fight when new boy Steve moves into town, bullies him, and causes trouble for him and his friends.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney and the Governor
Barney issues the governor a parking ticket when his chauffeur parks in a no-parking zone. The governor, impressed, visits Mayberry to commend him for doing his job without favoritism.
The Andy Griffith Show Man in a Hurry
Malcolm Tucker, a wealthy businessman, has trouble getting his car to start and finds himself stranded in Mayberry on a Sunday.
The Andy Griffith Show High Noon in Mayberry
Barney orders Gomer and Otis to keep watch on Andy when an ex-con Andy sent to prison many years before returns to Mayberry.
The Andy Griffith Show The Loaded Goat
Andy and Barney must figure out a way to prevent a farmer's goat who has eaten a load of dynamite from blowing up Mayberry.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Game
When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.
Everybody Loves Raymond Recovering Pessimist
When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Dog
Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child. Guest star: Kristi Yamaguchi.
Everybody Loves Raymond Neighbors
When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.
Everybody Loves Raymond Fascinatin' Debra
Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.
Everybody Loves Raymond Why Are We Here?
Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.
Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's on TV
Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.
The King of Queens Present Tense
When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.
The King of Queens Sold-Y Locks
Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.
The King of Queens Emotional Rollercoaster
Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.
The King of Queens Four Play
Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.
The King of Queens Hartford Wailer
Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.
The King of Queens Fight Schlub
Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.
Seinfeld The Junior Mint
When Jerry and Kramer observe an operation, they accidentally drop a candy into the surgical cavity.
Seinfeld The Smelly Car
A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.
Seinfeld The Pilot
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
Seinfeld The Pilot
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Unidentified Funk
The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Happy Endings
When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.
The New Adventures of Old Christine What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.