TV Schedule for TV Land - Eastern
Wednesday, May 22nd TV listings for TV Land - Eastern
The Andy Griffith Show Howard's New Life
Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber.
The Andy Griffith Show Goober the Executive
Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett.
M*A*S*H Blood and Guts
A noted war correspondent visits the 4077th to do a story on blood donated by his readers.
M*A*S*H A Holy Mess
A soldier goes AWOL and the 4077th receives fresh eggs from a grateful farmer.
M*A*S*H The Tooth Shall Set You Free
It is a painful time for everyone when Winchester, suffering from a toothache, refuses to see an Army dentist.
Bonanza Thanks for Everything, Friend
A suave stranger's reputation changes when his girlfriend admits killing her father, who disapproved of the match; guest Rory Calhoun.
Gunsmoke The Railroad
When a railroad company tries to force Jim Graham off his land, Matt blocks its efforts.
Gunsmoke The Miracle Man
A slick-talking salesman attended by three dissatisfied customers is rescued by a farm widow.
Gunsmoke Waco
Matt has a long,hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner, pursued the entire way by the man's gang.
Gunsmoke Lobo
Matt's friend becomes a murderer because of his fanatic opposition to the killing of a renegade wolf.
The Andy Griffith Show The Sermon for Today
A preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life.
The Andy Griffith Show Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
Briscoe Darling decides to court and marry Aunt Bee after he is treated to her hospitality and home cooking. When he resorts to kidnapping, Andy rescues Aunt Bee and convinces her to make Briscoe work hard to clean up their home.
The Andy Griffith Show Gomer the House Guest
Gomer moves in with Andy after he loses his job at the filling station. Before long, the Taylor house turns into another filling station as Gomer's customers line up to get their cars looked at in Andy's driveway.
The Andy Griffith Show A Black Day for Mayberry
Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father.
The Andy Griffith Show Up in Barney's Room
Barney movies into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Sitter
Debra grows jealous when the baby sitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.
Everybody Loves Raymond Getting Even
Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Visit
Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother (Katherine Helmond) would behave more like Marie.
Everybody Loves Raymond Halloween Candy
Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins."
Everybody Loves Raymond Moving Out
Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Article
Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy (Andy Kindler) sells an article to Sports Illustrated.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Lone Barone
Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.
The King of Queens Richie's Song
Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie (Larry Romano) that his wife (Michele Maika) is cheating on him.
The King of Queens Paternal Affairs
Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.
The King of Queens Head First
Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.
The King of Queens The Rock
Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.
The King of Queens Educating Doug
Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.
The King of Queens Road Rayge
Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.
Seinfeld The Doodle
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
Seinfeld The Diplomats Club
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
Seinfeld The Face Painter
Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Mole
After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.
The New Adventures of Old Christine For Love or Money
Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Dr. Little Man
Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Curious Case of Britney B
The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.
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The Andy Griffith Show The Mayberry Chef
Andy and Opie are thrilled when a station owner offers Aunt Bee a job as a television chef.
The Andy Griffith Show Emmett's Brother-in-Law
Emmett's wife and his brother-in-law needle him to become an insurance salesman.