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The Andy Griffith Show A Girl for Goober

Andy and Sam try to find Goober a girlfriend through a dating service.

The Andy Griffith Show Mayberry R.F.D.

Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.

The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Job

Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store but gives it up because another boy needs the job more.

The Andy Griffith Show Andy's Rival

Andy is jealous when he realizes that a handsome teacher is spending evenings with Helen.

M*A*S*H Goodbye Radar

Radar returns from Tokyo to find a new generator for the camp.

M*A*S*H Goodbye Radar

Klinger seems to lack Radar's knack for cutting through red tape to get some much-needed supplies for the unit.

M*A*S*H Period of Adjustment

Radar's departure leaves everyone depressed.

M*A*S*H Nurse Doctor

Father Mulcahy becomes the object of a young nurse's affections.

Bonanza A Pink Cloud Comes From Old Cathay

A Chinese mail-order bride (Marlo Thomas) sent by mistake to Hoss spreads dissension among railroad workers and Ponderosa staff.

Gunsmoke The Wedding

A strong-willed daughter marries against the wishes of her domineering father.

Gunsmoke The River

Matt recovers loot from a series of holdups but is pursued by thieves.

Gunsmoke The River

While on a raft with two children, Matt faces a dual threat from the outlaws and a Frenchman he saved earlier.

Gunsmoke Bohannan

Skeptical Doc Adams attempts to expose a supposed faith healer (Richard Kiley) as a charlatan.

The Andy Griffith Show Divorce, Mountain Style

Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire.

The Andy Griffith Show A Deal Is a Deal

Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back.

The Andy Griffith Show Fun Girls

Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.

The Andy Griffith Show Return of Malcolm Merriweather

Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcom Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.

The Andy Griffith Show The Rumor

Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.

The Andy Griffith Show Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt

Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Children's Book

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Gift

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

Everybody Loves Raymond High School

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

Everybody Loves Raymond The Letter

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

Everybody Loves Raymond All I Want for Christmas

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Everybody Loves Raymond Civil Wars

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Everybody Loves Raymond Mia Famiglia

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Everybody Loves Raymond Marie's Meatballs

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

The King of Queens Gambling N'Diction

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

The King of Queens Apartment Complex

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

The King of Queens Buggie Nights

Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.

The King of Queens Knee Jerk

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

The King of Queens Present Tense

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

The King of Queens Sold-Y Locks

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.

Seinfeld The Finale

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

Seinfeld The Finale

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

Seinfeld Pilot

A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married.

Seinfeld The Stakeout

Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party.

The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love Woo, I Hate You

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Whale of a Tale

The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.