TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific HD

Roseanne Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Roseanne Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

Roseanne Vegas

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

Roseanne Vegas, Vegas

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Roseanne Stressed to Kill

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Roseanne Thanksgiving 1991

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Roseanne Kansas City, Here We Come

Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.

Roseanne Santa Claus

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Roseanne Bingo

Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Roseanne The Bowling Show

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Roseanne The Back Story

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.

Roseanne Less Is More

Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large.

Roseanne Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Roseanne This Old House

Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.

Roseanne The Commercial Show

Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.

Roseanne Therapy

Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.

Roseanne Lies

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Roseanne Deliverance

Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.

Roseanne Secrets

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.

Roseanne Don't Make Me Over

Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.

Seinfeld The Pitch

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.

Seinfeld The Ticket

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Seinfeld The Wallet

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

Seinfeld The Watch

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

Seinfeld The Bubble Boy

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Seinfeld The Cheever Letters

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

Seinfeld The Opera

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Seinfeld The Virgin

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

Seinfeld The Contest

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Seinfeld The Airport

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

Seinfeld The Pick

Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risque underwear ad.

Seinfeld The Movie

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

The King of Queens Four Play

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.

The King of Queens Hartford Wailer

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

The King of Queens Fight Schlub

Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.

The King of Queens Acting Out

Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.

The New Adventures of Old Christine One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus

Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.

The New Adventures of Old Christine I'll Show You Mine

After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Other F Word

Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Long Day's Journey Into Stan

Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Teach Your Children Well

Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday and hosts an arts-and-crafts party at home.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Ritchie Has Two Mommies

Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when new Christine shows up as well.

The New Adventures of Old Christine No Fault Divorce

Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether the counselor acted in their best interest.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Exile on Lame Street

Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese

Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.