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Roseanne Born to Be Wild

Dan and Roseanne realise their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring.

Roseanne Hair

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Roseanne I'm Hungry

Roseanne, determined to fit into a pair of old jeans, ropes Dan into another dieting attempt; the pair ramps up their exercise regime but quickly start sneaking snacks.

Roseanne All of Me

Jackie and her new romance seem to be getting serious; Roseanne interferes by trying to explain to Jackie how to behave in the new relationship.

Roseanne To Tell the Truth

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Roseanne Fender Bender

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two.

Roseanne April Fool's Day

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Roseanne Fathers and Daughters

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Roseanne Happy Birthday

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Roseanne The Test

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Roseanne Friends and Relatives

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Roseanne Like a Virgin

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Roseanne Like, a New Job

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Roseanne Good-bye Mr. Right

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Roseanne Becky, Beds and Boys

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Roseanne Trick or Treat

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Roseanne PMS, I Love You

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Roseanne Bird Is the Word

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Roseanne Dream Lover

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Seinfeld The Stall

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.

Seinfeld The Dinner Party

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.

Seinfeld The Marine Biologist

George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Seinfeld The Pie

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine .

Seinfeld The Stand-In

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Seinfeld The Wife

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

Seinfeld The Raincoats

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.

Seinfeld The Raincoats

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.

Seinfeld The Fire

George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.

Seinfeld The Hamptons

George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.

Seinfeld The Opposite

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee."

Seinfeld The Chaperone

Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).

The King of Queens Paternal Affairs

Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.

The King of Queens Head First

Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.

The King of Queens The Rock

Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.

The King of Queens Educating Doug

Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Big Bang

Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep

After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Popular

Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a `meanie mom' for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Traffic

Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The New Adventures of Old Christine

Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.

The New Adventures of Old Christine House

Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Burning Down the House

Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Happy Couple

After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.

The New Adventures of Old Christine One and a Half Men

Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.