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Roseanne Rear Window

Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help.

Roseanne My Name Is Bev

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic.

Roseanne Bed and Bored

Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.

Roseanne Sisters

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Roseanne Lost Youth

Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.

Roseanne Single Married Female

While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Roseanne All About Rosey

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Roseanne All About Rosey

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Roseanne Husbands and Wives

Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.

Roseanne Happy Trailers

Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Roseanne The Blaming of the Shrew

Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Roseanne The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.

Roseanne Couch Potatoes

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Roseanne Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.

Roseanne Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Roseanne Let Them Eat Junk

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Roseanne Roseanne in the Hood

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

Roseanne The Last Date

Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.

Roseanne Halloween: The Final Chapter

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Seinfeld The Muffin Tops

Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms.

Seinfeld The Summer of George

George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received.

Seinfeld The Butter Shave

Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.

Seinfeld The Voice

Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.

Seinfeld The Serenity Now

Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.

Seinfeld The Blood

At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.

Seinfeld The Junk Mail

Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.

Seinfeld The Merv Griffin Show

Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.

Seinfeld The Slicer

Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.

Seinfeld The Betrayal

Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.

Seinfeld The Apology

Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers.

Seinfeld The Dealership

Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.

Seinfeld The Reverse Peephole

Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.

Seinfeld The Cartoon

Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.

Seinfeld The Strong Box

Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.

Seinfeld The Wizard

Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.

Seinfeld The Burning

George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.

Seinfeld The Bookstore

Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.

Seinfeld The Frogger

Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in "the guys" for George.

Seinfeld The Maid

Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese

Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Fair to Remember

After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Passion of the Christine

Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Answer Is Maybe

When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Come to Papa Jeff

When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Oh God, Yes

Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.