TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific
Monday, May 13th TV listings for TV Land - Pacific
Seinfeld The Trip
While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.
Seinfeld The Pitch
Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.
Seinfeld The Ticket
Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.
Seinfeld The Wallet
Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.
Seinfeld The Watch
Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.
Seinfeld The Bubble Boy
Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.
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The Andy Griffith Show A New Doctor in Town
The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens.
The Andy Griffith Show Don't Miss a Good Bet
Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.
The Andy Griffith Show Dinner at Eight
Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone.
The Andy Griffith Show A Visit to Barney Fife
Andy visits Barney, now with the Raleigh Police Department, and makes a hero out of him.
M*A*S*H Taking the Fifth
With a bottle of wine, Hawkeye goes looking for romance.
M*A*S*H Operation Friendship
Klinger becomes a hero when an explosion rocks the operating room.
M*A*S*H No Sweat
The 4077th suffers a long, sleepless night during a scorching heat wave.
M*A*S*H Depressing News
Hawkeye builds a monument to 4077th patients.
Bonanza The Dark Past
The Cartwrights help a bitter bounty hunter (Dennis Hopper) regain faith in himself and society; guest Susan Seaforth.
Gunsmoke A Hat
A cattle baron and a legendary frontiersman involve Matt in their life-and-death dispute over a hat.
Gunsmoke Hard Luck Henry
"Hard-Luck" Henry Haggen (John Astin) wants advice from his "smart" cousin Festus.
Gunsmoke Major Glory
Two recaptured Army deserters frame Festus in an attempted murder of their sergeant.
Gunsmoke The Pillagers
Kitty and a young gunsmith from the East are abducted from a stagecoach on the road to Dodge City.
The Andy Griffith Show Three's a Crowd
Barney interferes with Andy's attempts to romance Mayberry's County Nurse, Mary Simpson. When Andy suggests to Barney that he and Mary need some alone time, Barney immediately thinks that they are getting married.
The Andy Griffith Show The Bookie Barber
Floyd hires a second barber, Medwin, when his barbershop gets too hectic. The shop flourishes, but Andy becomes suspicious when he sees the same men going into the shop every day.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy on Trial
J. Howard Jackson, a big-shot newspaper publisher, accuses Andy of misconduct in office after Andy fines him for a traffic violation.
The Andy Griffith Show Cousin Virgil
Barney's cousin Virgil overcomes his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in him.
The Andy Griffith Show Deputy Otis
Otis overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy.
The Andy Griffith Show Mr. McBeevee
When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect he has an imaginary friend.
Everybody Loves Raymond Tasteless Frank
Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.
Everybody Loves Raymond Sister-in-Law
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Power of No
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond Pat's Secret
Robert's mother-in-law, Pat (Georgia Engel), is concealing a big secret from her family.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Finale
A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.
Everybody Loves Raymond Pilot
Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.
Everybody Loves Raymond I Love You
Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.
The King of Queens Buy Curious
When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.
The King of Queens Pole Lox
Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.
The King of Queens Vocal Discord
Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.
The King of Queens Consummate Professional
Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.
The King of Queens Like Hell
Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.
The King of Queens Sandwiched Out
The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.
Seinfeld The Cheever Letters
Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.
Seinfeld The Opera
A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).