TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific
Tuesday, May 14th TV listings for TV Land - Pacific
Seinfeld The Virgin
Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.
Seinfeld The Contest
Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.
Mom Klondike-Five and a Secret Family
Bonnie worries about Adam when his amends to a woman from his past doesn't go as planned; Tammy pays a visit to the steakhouse she once robbed.
Mom Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy
Bonnie struggles with her own self-worth after Tammy finds success; Jill's new hobby leads to an unexpected revelation.
Mom Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear
Bonnie and Tammy's friendship is tested when they take on a big project together; the women worry about a fracture in their tight-knit group.
Mom Scooby-Doo Checks and Salisbury Steak
Bonnie decides to get to the bottom of why her therapist, Trevor, has been so distracted; Jill and Andy find themselves in a life-or-death situation.
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The Andy Griffith Show Barney Comes to Mayberry
Detective Barney Fife returns to Mayberry in time for the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy's Old Girlfriend
Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted when his high-school sweetheart moves back to town.
The Andy Griffith Show Aunt Bee's Restaurant
Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.
The Andy Griffith Show Floyd's Barbershop
Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard buys the building and raises the rent.
M*A*S*H No Laughing Matter
Hawkeye gives up jokes while Charles schemes to give up Korea.
M*A*S*H Oh, How We Danced
B.J. braces for a wedding anniversary without Peg as Charles prepares for front-line action.
M*A*S*H Bottoms Up
Hawkeye becomes a villain after his practical joke on Charles goes awry.
Bonanza The Pressure Game
Laura's aunt (Joan Blondell) comes for a visit and tries various tactics to advance the relationship between her niece and Adam.
Gunsmoke Prairie Wolfer
Festus, left in charge of Matt's office, gets into trouble with two hunters.
Gunsmoke Stranger in Town
A professional gunfighter is hired to kill a businessman who is also courting the gunman's former wife.
Gunsmoke Death Train
Fear pervades Dodge City when a private railroad coach containing a victim of spotted fever is quarantined.
Gunsmoke Rope Fever
Festus is wrongfully accused of being the partner of a wounded bank robber.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy's Rich Girlfriend
Peggy McMillan and Andy get along fine until he learns her father is rich.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and the New Mayor
The new mayor of Mayberry is critical of Andy's work as sheriff.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and Opie -- Bachelors
When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelorhood.
The Andy Griffith Show The Cow Thief
The Mayberry mayor demands Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney Mends a Broken Heart
Peggy McMillan breaks a date with Andy and Barney tries to console him.
Everybody Loves Raymond I Wish I Were Gus
Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.
Everybody Loves Raymond Standard Deviation
Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.
Everybody Loves Raymond Look Don't Touch
Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after an attractive waitress (Tina Arning) at Nemo's catches his eye.
Everybody Loves Raymond Frank the Writer
Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.
Everybody Loves Raymond Your Place or Mine?
After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.
Everybody Loves Raymond In-Laws
Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws (Robert Culp, Katherine Helmond) come to town for a visit.
Everybody Loves Raymond Win, Lose or Draw
Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.
The King of Queens Shear Torture
Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.
The King of Queens Inn Escapable
Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.
The King of Queens Move Doubt
Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.
The King of Queens G'Night, Stalker
Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.
The King of Queens Raygin' Bulls
When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.
Seinfeld The Airport
Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.
Seinfeld The Pick
Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risque underwear ad.