TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific
Thursday, June 5th TV listings for TV Land - Pacific
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The Andy Griffith Show Goodbye, Dolly
Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Piano Lesson
Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football and piano practice are incompatible.
The Andy Griffith Show Howard, the Comedian
Staid county clerk Howard Sprague becomes a comic and performs on a TV amateur hour.
The Andy Griffith Show Big Brothers
Howard volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high-school boy.
M*A*S*H Identity Crisis
The problems of three wounded soldiers disrupt the lives of those around them.
M*A*S*H Rumor at the Top
When a general's emissary is sent to the 4077th to check it out, rumors about the visitor's real purpose run rampant.
M*A*S*H Give 'Em Hell, Hawkeye
Hawkeye's letter begs Truman to stop the war.
Bonanza A Dime's Worth of Glory
A writer of dime novels plots revenge on the Cartwrights after they refuse to allow him to fabricate stories of their adventures.
Gunsmoke The Guns of Cibola Blanca
Matt, Festus, and Newley search for Doc, who is being held hostage by bandits.
Gunsmoke Thirty a Month and Found
A sequence of tragedies leads to the death of three cowboys, one of them a friend of Matt's.
Gunsmoke The Wiving
A farmer (Harry Morgan) orders his three sons to go to town and not come back without prospective brides.
Gunsmoke The Iron Men
Matt won't accept the degeneration of his old friend (Cameron Mitchell), formerly a respected sheriff, into a saloon bum.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney's Replacement
Barney resigns when he believes Andy is trying to ease him out of his job as deputy.
The Andy Griffith Show Andy and the Woman Speeder
An attractive out-of-town woman gets a speeding ticket from Andy. While waiting for her trial, she uses flattery and bribes to sway the witnesses for the prosecution.
The Andy Griffith Show Mayberry Goes Bankrupt
A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond.
The Andy Griffith Show Barney on the Rebound
Barney becomes smitten with Melissa after he helps her cross the street and soon has dinner with her and her supposed dad. Before Barney can realize what is happening, she announces that they are engaged.
The Andy Griffith Show Opie's Hobo Friend
Andy and Opie go fishing and encounter an unhoused person, who later becomes friends with Opie and negatively impacts his conscience.
Everybody Loves Raymond Homework
Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do.
Everybody Loves Raymond Pet the Bunny
Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.
Everybody Loves Raymond Who Am I?
Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.
Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Needs Money
Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Sigh
Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.
Everybody Loves Raymond The Annoying Kid
Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.
Everybody Loves Raymond She's the One
Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with "the perfect woman."
The King of Queens Fatty McButterpants
An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.
The King of Queens Class Struggle
Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.
The King of Queens Strike One
Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.
The King of Queens Strike Too
With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.
The King of Queens Strike Out
Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.
Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit
Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.
Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit
Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.
Seinfeld The Wait Out
Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.
Seinfeld The Invitations
George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.
The New Adventures of Old Christine House
Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Burning Down the House
Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.
The New Adventures of Old Christine The Happy Couple
After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.
The New Adventures of Old Christine One and a Half Men
Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.