TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

The New Adventures of Old Christine Nuts

Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine I Love Woo, I Hate You

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.

The Golden Girls The Way We Met

Dorothy, Rose and Blanche reminisce about how they all came to live together.

The Golden Girls End of the Curse

Blanche fears she may be pregnant, but is actually going through menopause.

The Golden Girls Ladies of the Evening

The girls move into a Miami Beach hotel; they dress up to attend Burt Reynolds' movie premiere, only to be caught in a hotel raid, mistaken for prostitutes and dragged off to jail.

The Golden Girls Take Him, He's Mine

Dorothy begs Blanche to go out with her ex-husband, Stan, but becomes jealous when the couple hits it off; Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor.

The Golden Girls It's a Miserable Life

A neighbor dies shortly after having a heated argument with Rose.

The Golden Girls Isn't It Romantic

Rose befriends Dorothy's former college buddy (Lois Nettleton), not knowing that the woman is a lesbian.

The Golden Girls Big Daddy's Little Lady

Blanche has trouble dealing with her father's plan to marry a much younger woman.

The Golden Girls Family Affair

Rose's daughter and Dorothy's son visit their mothers at the same time.

The Golden Girls Vacation

Rose, Blanche and Dorothy take a vacation at a resort that doesn't live up to its reputation.

The Golden Girls Joust Between Friends

While Dorothy is laid off from teaching, she finds work at the same museum where Blanche goes to work.

The Golden Girls Love, Rose?

Dorothy and Blanche contrive an answer to Rose's personal ad.

Two and a Half Men Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Two and a Half Men I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."

Two and a Half Men Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

Two and a Half Men A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Two and a Half Men A Pudding-Filled Cactus

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Two and a Half Men Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Two and a Half Men The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Two and a Half Men Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Two and a Half Men The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Two and a Half Men Springtime on a Stick

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Two and a Half Men A Good Time in Central Africa

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Two and a Half Men Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Two and a Half Men Dead From the Waist Down

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Two and a Half Men Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Two and a Half Men Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Two and a Half Men Looking' for Japanese Subs

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Two and a Half Men Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Seinfeld The Jacket

Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man.

Seinfeld The Phone Message

George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.

Seinfeld The Apartment

Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.

Seinfeld The Statue

Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.

Seinfeld The Revenge

George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).

Seinfeld The Heart Attack

Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tabolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.

Seinfeld The Deal

Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.

Seinfeld The Baby Shower

Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.

Seinfeld The Chinese Restaurant

Jerry and his friends have difficulty getting a table at a crowded Chinese restaurant.

Seinfeld The Busboy

George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him.

Seinfeld The Note

Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons.

Seinfeld The Truth

George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.