TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

Roseanne Sisters

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Roseanne Lost Youth

Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.

Roseanne Single Married Female

While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Roseanne All About Rosey

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Roseanne All About Rosey

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Roseanne Husbands and Wives

Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.

Roseanne Happy Trailers

Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Roseanne The Blaming of the Shrew

Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Roseanne The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.

Roseanne Couch Potatoes

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Roseanne Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.

Roseanne Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Roseanne Let Them Eat Junk

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Roseanne Roseanne in the Hood

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

Roseanne The Last Date

Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.

Roseanne Halloween: The Final Chapter

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Roseanne The Fifties Show

The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a business man and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.

Roseanne The Getaway, Almost

Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.

Roseanne The Last Thursday in November

D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way.

Seinfeld The Caddy

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

Seinfeld The Seven

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

Seinfeld The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld The Shower Head

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.

Seinfeld The Doll

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

Seinfeld The Friars Club

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

Seinfeld The Wig Master

George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.".

Seinfeld The Calzone

George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.

Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

Seinfeld The Wait Out

Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.

The King of Queens Loaner Car

Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner.

The King of Queens Mentalo Case

Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.

The King of Queens Jung Frankenstein

Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.

The King of Queens Attention Deficit

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner

Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Unidentified Funk

The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Happy Endings

When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal

Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.

The New Adventures of Old Christine What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas

New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Reckless Abandonment

Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Honey, I Ran Over the Kid

Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Too Close for Christine

When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Change of Heart/Pants

When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Hair

After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.