TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

Roseanne Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

Roseanne Death and Stuff

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

Roseanne Dear Mom and Dad

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

Roseanne Let's Call It Quits

A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.

Roseanne Inherit the Wind

Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Roseanne Little Sister

Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.

Roseanne Guilt by Disassociation

Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.

Roseanne Somebody Stole My Gal

Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Roseanne House of Grown-Ups

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.

Roseanne Five of a Kind

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Roseanne BOO!

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Roseanne Sweet Dreams

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Roseanne We Gather Together

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Roseanne Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Roseanne Lobocop

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Roseanne No Talking

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Roseanne Chicken Hearts

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Roseanne One for the Road

Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Roseanne An Officer and a Gentleman

Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it.

Seinfeld The Pez Dispenser

George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.

Seinfeld The Fix-Up

Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).

Seinfeld The Boyfriend

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Seinfeld The Boyfriend

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Seinfeld The Limo

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

Seinfeld The Good Samaritan

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.

Seinfeld The Letter

After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.

Seinfeld The Parking Space

George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.

Seinfeld The Keys

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

Seinfeld The Trip

When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show,"' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.

Seinfeld The Trip

While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.

Seinfeld The Pitch

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.

The King of Queens Inn Escapable

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

The King of Queens Move Doubt

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

The King of Queens G'Night, Stalker

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

The King of Queens Raygin' Bulls

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Fair to Remember

After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Passion of the Christine

Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Answer Is Maybe

When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Come to Papa Jeff

When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Oh God, Yes

Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Separation Anxiety

Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Champ

Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Playdate With Destiny

Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Women 'N Tuition

Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Mission: Impossible

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.