TV Schedule for TV Land - Pacific

Roseanne Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Roseanne Confessions

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.

Roseanne The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Roseanne The Wedding

Plans for Eddie and Crystal's wedding proceed until Crystal reveals more news.

Roseanne Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door.

Roseanne Home Ec

Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight.

Roseanne Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.

Roseanne Communicable Theater

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Roseanne Vegas Interruptus

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Roseanne Her Boyfriend's Back

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Roseanne Troubles With the Rubbles

Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).

Roseanne Second Time Around

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Roseanne Dances With Darlene

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Roseanne Scenes From a Barbecue

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.

Roseanne The Pied Piper of Lanford

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.

Roseanne A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Roseanne Take My Bike, Please

Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Roseanne Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.

Roseanne Don't Make Me Over

Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.

Seinfeld The Rye

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

Seinfeld The Caddy

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

Seinfeld The Seven

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

Seinfeld The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld The Shower Head

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.

Seinfeld The Doll

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

Seinfeld The Friars Club

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

Seinfeld The Wig Master

George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.".

Seinfeld The Calzone

George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.

Seinfeld The Wait Out

Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.

Seinfeld The Invitations

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.

The King of Queens Block Buster

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

The King of Queens Frozen Pop

Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.

The King of Queens Fair Game

Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.

The King of Queens Meet By-Product

Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.

The New Adventures of Old Christine What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas

New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Reckless Abandonment

Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Honey, I Ran Over the Kid

Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Too Close for Christine

When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.

The New Adventures of Old Christine A Change of Heart/Pants

When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Hair

After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine He Ain't Heavy

While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.

The New Adventures of Old Christine The Old Maid of Honor

Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Love: A Cautionary Tale

Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.

The New Adventures of Old Christine Bahamian Rhapsody

After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.