Jess says despite a chaotic upbringing, he had a great life. But it all ended five years ago after a bad breakup. Ever since, he has been lying in bed at his mother's home, not even getting up to use the restroom.
Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books with the twins, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better. Meanwhile, Manny is set to direct Jay’s dog bed commercial in the hopes of winning his ex-girlfriend back.
Will is pumped to become the coach of Sophie’s soccer team in order to spend more time with his daughter, especially since she has been distant recently. Douglas and Angie attempt to navigate what their friendship looks like now that they are roommates.