Monday, March 16th TV listings for BBC America - East
Two and a Half Men Something Salted and Twisted
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy; it does not impress his mother.
Two and a Half Men Santa's Village of the Damned
Alan begins dating a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays; after it becomes obvious that Sandy in mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to let Alan break up with her.
Two and a Half Men That Special Tug
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.
Two and a Half Men Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia.
Two and a Half Men Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
Two and a Half Men My Tongue Is Meat
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
Two and a Half Men Ergo, the Booty Call
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
Two and a Half Men The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
Two and a Half Men The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.
Two and a Half Men Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
Two and a Half Men Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
Airplane! (1980)
A pilot (Robert Hays) afraid to fly follows his stewardess ex-girlfriend (Julie Hagerty) and must take over for the poisoned crew.
Weird Science (1985)
Gary and Wyatt design their ideal woman on a computer, and a freak electrical accident brings her to life in the form of the lovely, superhuman Lisa.
Back to School (1986)
An earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) divorces his no-good wife and buys his way into his son's (Keith Gordon) college.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
A cool teen (Matthew Broderick) plays hooky in Chicago with his girlfriend (Mia Sara), his buddy (Alan Ruck) and the classic Ferrari of his buddy's father.
Law & Order Baby, It's You
A teen model's death leads Briscoe and Curtis to her parents in Baltimore; there they enlist detectives Munch and Falsone. (Concluding on "Homicide: Life on the Street.")
Law & Order Blood
Briscoe and Curtis investigate a new mother's death and the disappearance of her baby, leading prosecutors to probe the husband's role in the affair.
Law & Order Shadow
A bail bondsman's death leads detectives to a corrupt lawyer with a connection to the district attorney's office.
Law & Order Burned
A killer's confession prompts detectives to reopen a deadly arson case involving a family with ties to Schiff.
Law & Order Ritual
A visiting doctor, thought to be a terrorist, becomes a suspect in the death of an Egyptian man; Ross learns the doctor specializes in female circumcision.
Law & Order Under the Influence
An accident that kills three people hits close to home for Curtis and brings back painful memories for McCoy.
Law & Order Expert
A forensic specialist is targeted by killers, challenging Briscoe and Curtis to find a suspect; McCoy and Ross turn up evidence on the victim.
Bones The Final Chapter: The Tutor in the Tussle
When a tutor who works with privileged students turns up dead, the team sifts through possible murderers; Bones wants to voice her own audiobook.
Bones The Final Chapter: The Flaw in the Saw
The investigation into the murder of a golfer-turned-lumberjack reveals numerous secrets that could have led to the victim's demise, including an affair with a married rival.
Bones The Final Chapter: The Scare in the Score
Corpses that are linked to Booth's former Army unit turn up around D.C.; Brennan's father hides a serious medical procedure from her.