Monday, May 18th TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Eastern Feed
South Park Proper Condom Use
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
South Park Towelie
The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
South Park Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.
South Park How to Eat With Your Butt
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.
South Park The Entity
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
South Park Here Comes the Neighborhood
Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out.
South Park Kenny Dies
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
South Park Butters' Very Own Episode
Butters reveals a dark family secret.
South Park Freak Strike
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.
South Park Jared Has Aides
The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.
Seinfeld The Butter Shave
Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.
Seinfeld The Voice
Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.
Seinfeld The Serenity Now
Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.
Seinfeld The Blood
At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.
Seinfeld The Junk Mail
Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.
Seinfeld The Merv Griffin Show
Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.
The Office Christening
Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby.
The Office Viewing Party
Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous.
The Office WUPHF.com
Michael helps convince people to invest in Ryan's Internet company; trying to capitalize on Thanksgiving, Dwight creates a hay festival in the parking lot; a new policy prevents Jim from earning commission.
The Office China
Michael decides he must stop China before it takes over the United States; Pam threatens to move the company to a new building.
The Office Classy Christmas, Part 1
Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton.
The Office Classy Christmas
Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton.
The Office Ultimatum
Michael readies himself for the news about Holly's relationship; Pam puts up a board for everyone to post their New Year's resolutions.
The Office The Seminar
Holly and Michael turn Andy's business seminar into an improv challenge; Erin and Gabe compete in a board game battle.
The Office The Search
Jim is forced to abandon Michael at a gas station after receiving an emergency phone call; Erin, Dwight and Holly search for Michael; Pam's art inspires a captioning contest that appears to offend Gabe.
The Office PDA
Public displays of affection between Holly and Michael make everyone uncomfortable; Jim and Pam experience the aftermath of a bottomless champagne lunch; Andy tags along on Erin's romantic treasure hunt.
The Office Threat Level Midnight
After 11 years of preparation, Michael is ready to debut his action movie.
The Daily Show New
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Family Guy Young Parent Trap
Lois and Peter are mistaken for young parents by another couple at Stewie's school; they are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone.
Family Guy Meg Goes to College
Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey.
Family Guy Family Cat
A DIY mishap leads to a stray cat wandering into the house; Meg becomes attached to it quickly, while Brian tries to convince her that the furry feline is evil.
South Park It Hits the Fan
Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.
South Park Asspen
The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
South Park The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.
South Park Fun With Veal
The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.
South Park Simpsons Already Did It
The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death.
South Park Red Hot Catholic Love
Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.
South Park Free Hat
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
South Park Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society.
South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny
South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.
South Park A Ladder to Heaven
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
South Park The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
South Park The Death Camp of Tolerance
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
South Park The Biggest Douche in the Universe
The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit.
South Park My Future Self 'n' Me
Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.
South Park I'm a Little Bit Country
The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework.