Friday, May 16th TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Eastern Feed
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Futurama The 30% Iron Chef
Wanting to become a chef, Bender seeks mentoring from Helmut Spragel, formerly the world's greatest culinary artist.
Futurama Where No Fan Has Gone Before
Fry must defend his trip to Omega 3 to retrieve all 79 episodes of "Star Trek." Guest voices: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Walter Koenig, George Takei and Nichelle Nichols.
Futurama Crimes of the Hot
Al Gore's head holds an emergency summit in Kyoto, Japan, to deal with global warming caused by robot emissions.
Futurama Jurassic Bark
Fry spots his petrified dog, Seymour, among the artifacts in an exhibit at the Museum of Natural History; Bender perceives Seymour as a threat to his friendship with Fry and gets his own robo-puppy.
Futurama The Route of All Evil
Prodigal sons return to start a competing delivery service that threatens the existence of Planet Express.
Futurama A Taste of Freedom
After eating a flag, Dr. Zoidberg is accused of desecration and sentenced to death, prompting his people to invade Earth and enslave its people.
South Park Towelie
The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
South Park Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.
South Park How to Eat With Your Butt
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.
South Park The Entity
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
South Park Here Comes the Neighborhood
Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park but the town tries to drive them out.
South Park Kenny Dies
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
South Park Butters' Very Own Episode
Butters reveals a dark family secret.
South Park Freak Strike
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.
Seinfeld The Conversion
Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
Seinfeld The Stall
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend (Dan Cortese).
Seinfeld The Dinner Party
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
Seinfeld The Marine Biologist
George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.
Seinfeld The Pie
Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine .
Seinfeld The Stand-In
Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.
The Office The Chump
Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning bad news about Donna; new parents Pam and Jim have a hard time staying awake at the office; Dwight refuses to honor a contract.
The Office Whistleblower
When the press learns that Sabre's printers catch on fire, Jo tries to find out who the whistle-blower is.
The Office Nepotism
Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant (Evan Peters) when people complain about his bad attitude; Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank.
The Office Counseling
Corporate forces Michael into counseling with Toby; Dwight seeks revenge after a shop owner snubs him; Pam tries to change her job title.
The Office Andy's Play
Andy invites the office to a play he is in, hoping that Erin will attend; Jim and Pam struggle with their incompetent baby sitter.
The Office Sex Ed
Thinking he has herpes, Michael contacts all his ex-girlfriends; Andy holds a sex education meeting for the office.
The Office The Sting
Michael, Dwight and Jim set up a sting after a competing sales associate steals a client; Andy starts a band.
The Office Costume Contest
Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head and takes an idea to corporate; a Halloween costume contest puts the office in a competitive mood.
The Office Christening
Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby.
The Office Viewing Party
Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous.
The Office WUPHF.com
Michael helps convince people to invest in Ryan's Internet company; trying to capitalize on Thanksgiving, Dwight creates a hay festival in the parking lot; a new policy prevents Jim from earning commission.
Family Guy The Birthday Bootlegger
A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.
Family Guy The Fatman Always Rings Twice
In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.
Family Guy Christmas Crime
When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.
Family Guy Mister Act
An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.
South Park Jared Has Aides
The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.
South Park Asspen
The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
South Park The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.
South Park Fun With Veal
The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.
South Park Red Hot Catholic Love
Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.
South Park Free Hat
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
South Park Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and the society.
South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny
South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.
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