Thursday, July 16th TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Eastern Feed
South Park Put It Down
North Korea takes aim at South Park.
South Park Holiday Special
An undeniable bond forms between a white man and a Native American man.
South Park Franchise Prequel
Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos, as he spreads fake news about the boys' superhero franchise.
South Park Hummels & Heroin
Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates and Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs.
South Park Sons a Witches
At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town.
South Park Doubling Down
Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship.
South Park Moss Piglets
Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair.
South Park Super Hard PCness
It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.
South Park Splatty Tomato
The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town; the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their children.
South Park Dead Kids
Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control; Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test.
Seinfeld The Bubble Boy
Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.
Seinfeld The Cheever Letters
Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.
Seinfeld The Opera
A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).
Seinfeld The Virgin
Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.
Seinfeld The Contest
Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.
Seinfeld The Airport
Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.
The Office Lotto
After the warehouse employees win the lottery and quit their jobs, everyone in the office fantasizes about winning big; Darryl and Andy look for new warehouse workers.
The Office Garden Party
When Andy decides to throw a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress Robert, Dwight researches how to be a good host; Andy's family makes him feel self-conscious.
The Office Spooked
Erin tries to put on a Halloween party that will please both Andy and Robert California; Jim and Pam fight about the existence of ghosts; Dwight bonds with Robert California's son.
The Office Doomsday
Dwight installs a device in the office that will get everyone fired if they make too many errors; Gabe takes a liking to an employee at the warehouse.
The Office Pam's Replacement
Pam teams up with Dwight to prove that Jim thinks her temporary replacement is pretty; Robert California asks to join Andy, Darryl and Kevin's band.
The Office Gettysburg
Andy tries to motivate the staff by taking them on a field trip to Gettysburg; Robert asks those who stay behind to come up with the company's next big idea.
The Office Mrs. California
Robert California brings his wife (Maura Tierney) into the office to find her a job; Dwight opens a gym in the building.
The Office Christmas Wishes
Andy tries to make holiday wishes come true; Robert decides to drown his sorrows at the office party.
The Office Trivia
Andy gets the office involved in a trivia contest; Dwight explores job opportunities at Sabre headquarters.
The Office Pool Party
When Robert decides to sell his mansion, Kevin suggests he throw a pool party for the office; Erin flirts with Dwight to get Andy's attention; Robert gives a tour of his home.
The Office Jury Duty
When Jim returns from jury duty Dwight questions him about the case; Angela and the senator welcome their new baby.
The Daily Show New
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Family Guy The Talented Mr. Stewie
Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.
Family Guy Boys & Squirrels
Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height.
Family Guy La Famiglia Guy
When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.
Family Guy Meg's Wedding
Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off, and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back.
South Park A Boy and a Priest
A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest; when the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church.
South Park The Problem With a Poo
Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant; at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship.
South Park Tegridy Farms
Butters sells vape pens and all kinds of fruit-flavored vape accessories at school; Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming.
South Park The Scoots
The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get even more candy on Halloween; the adults hoard emergency supplies and hope to survive until morning.
South Park Time to Get Cereal
The boys realize they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens start popping up all over town.
South Park Nobody Got Cereal?
The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig.
South Park Buddha Box
No longer able to deal with people, Cartman's therapist diagnoses him with anxiety and prescribes an unorthodox treatment.
South Park Unfulfilled
South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest fulfillment center.
South Park Bike Parade
The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers.
South Park Mexican Joker
Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp.
South Park Band in China
Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China.
South Park SHOTS!!!
Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot.
South Park Let Them Eat Goo
Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack.
South Park Tegridy Farms Halloween Special
Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween.
South Park Season Finale
The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms, and they just want to lock him up.