Thursday, September 3rd TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Eastern Feed
South Park A Scause for Applause
A scandal has shaken everyone's beliefs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands.
South Park Obama Wins!
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election.
South Park Let Go, Let Gov
When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file.
South Park Informative Murder Porn
To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them.
South Park World War Zimmerman
Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone.
South Park Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children.
South Park Taming Strange
Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty; Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
South Park Ginger Cow
When Cartman pulls a prank, peace emerges around the world.
South Park The Hobbit
Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters.
South Park Go Fund Yourself
The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins.
Seinfeld The Stall
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.
Seinfeld The Dinner Party
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
Seinfeld The Marine Biologist
George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.
Seinfeld The Pie
Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.
Seinfeld The Stand-In
Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.
Seinfeld The Wife
Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.
The Office Employee Transfer
Pam is embarrassed when no one else at corporate wears a costume on Halloween; Holly and Michael get shocking news from corporate; Dwight tries to get under Andy's skin.
The Office Customer Survey
Jim and Dwight are stunned when they get the results of the annual customer survey report; Jim and Pam decide to spend every minute together; Andy and Angela choose an unusual location for their wedding.
The Office Business Trip
Michael is thrilled when David Wallace sends him on a business trip to Canada; Oscar and Andy become friends when Michael decides to bring them on the trip; Jim counts the days until Pam returns from art school.
The Office Frame Toby
Someone made a huge mess in the microwave and refuses to clean it up; Michael must come to terms with the personnel changes in his staff.
The Office The Surplus
Oscar informs Michael that the office must spend a cash surplus or lose it in the next year's budget; Dwight takes Angela and Andy to Schrute Farms to work on their wedding plans.
The Office Moroccan Christmas
Meredith's hair catches fire at Phyllis' Moroccan-themed Christmas party; Dwight corners the market on the hottest toy of the holiday season.
The Office The Duel
Andy remains unaware of Angela's affair with Dwight; Michael is nervous about a corporate meeting with Wallace.
The Office Prince Family Paper
Michael and Dwight go undercover to learn about a competitor; employees hold a debate to decide whether an actress is hot.
The Office Stress Relief - Part 1
Dwight must make amends with the office after his fire-safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus.
The Office Stress Relief - Part 2
Dwight must make amends with the office after his fire safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus.
The Office Blood Drive
Michael meets a mysterious woman at a blood drive; Dwight and Kevin attend a "Lonely Hearts Party"; Jim and Pam have an awkward lunch with Bob and Phyllis.
Family Guy Gronkowsbees
Professional football player Rob Gronkowski moves into the neighborhood; Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead.
Family Guy The Dating Game
Peter and the gang must intervene when a popular dating app sends Quagmire on the road to hedonism; Stewie finds out he has scoliosis.
Family Guy Cop and a Half-wit
Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all the credit; Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion.
Family Guy Peter's Lost Youth
Lois upstages Peter at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home while Meg is watching him.
Family Guy The Peter Principal
When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with her bullies.
South Park Gluten Free Ebola
Mr. Mackey is now gluten-free and everyone is annoyed when he won't quit preaching about how great he feels; after witnessing a demonstration, South Park becomes the first town in America to go gluten-free.
South Park The Cissy
Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a sissy.
South Park Handicar
Timmy gains a lot of enemies after his new car service becomes successful.
South Park The Magic Bush
Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.
South Park Freemium Isn't Free
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
South Park Grounded Vindaloop
Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality.
South Park C... Magic
Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok.
South Park Rehash
Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike, but when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by.
South Park Happy Holograms
Cartman Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever.
South Park Time to Get Cereal
The boys realize they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens start popping up all over town.
South Park Nobody Got Cereal?
The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig.
South Park Buddha Box
No longer able to deal with people, Cartman's therapist diagnoses him with anxiety and prescribes an unorthodox treatment.
South Park Unfulfilled
South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest fulfillment center.
South Park Bike Parade
The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers.
South Park Mexican Joker
Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp.