Monday, June 1st TV listings for Comedy Central HD - Pacific Feed
South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny
South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.
South Park A Ladder to Heaven
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
South Park The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
South Park The Death Camp of Tolerance
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
South Park The Biggest Douche in the Universe
The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit.
South Park My Future Self 'n' Me
Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.
South Park I'm a Little Bit Country
The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework.
South Park Krazy Kripples
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
South Park Toilet Paper
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
South Park Canceled
The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled.
South Park Fat Butt and Pancake Head
One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.
South Park Lil' Crime Stoppers
The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.
South Park Red Man's Greed
Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.
South Park South Park Is Gay
Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.
South Park Christian Rock Hard
Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.
Seinfeld The Parking Space
George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.
Seinfeld The Keys
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.
Seinfeld The Trip
When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show,"' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.
Seinfeld The Trip
While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.
Seinfeld The Pitch
Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to create a new television show.
Seinfeld The Ticket
Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.
The Office Safety Training
Andy returns from anger-management classes, planning to make a fresh start with his co-workers; Michael and Dwight try to illustrate the dangers of the workplace.
The Office Product Recall
The staff goes into crisis mode after a shipment of paper goes out with an obscene watermark; Michael holds an impromptu press conference; Jim and Andy handle harried clients who used the paper.
The Office Women's Appreciation
Outrage breaks out in the office when Phyllis gets an eyeful from a flasher; Dwight and Andy work on catching the perpetrator.
The Office Beach Games
Michael must recommend his own replacement when the company considers him for a corporate position; Pam must watch Jim and Karen have fun together at a company outing.
The Office The Job - Part 1
Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to interview for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan brings exciting news.
The Office The Job - Part 2
Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to be interviewed for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan comes in with exciting news.
The Office Fun Run Part 1
A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.
The Office Fun Run Part 2
A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.
The Office Dunder Mifflin Infinity Part 1
There's a new boss in town. Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age.
The Office Dunder Mifflin Infinity Part 2
There's a new boss in town. Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age.
The Office Did I Stutter?
Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment after Stanley snaps at him; Dwight decides to buy Andy's car; after spending the night at Jim's, Pam deals with an unexpected inconvenience.
The Daily Show New
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Family Guy Leggo My Meg-O
Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on a rescue mission.
Family Guy Yug Ylimaf
When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn.
Family Guy Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Peter shares his version of the Nativity story at Christmastime.
South Park Casa Bonita
Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.
South Park All About Mormons
When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.
South Park Raisins
After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls.
South Park Good Times With Weapons
The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.
South Park AWESOM-O
Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.
South Park Up the Down Steroid
Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap.
South Park The Passion of the Jew
Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie.
South Park You Got...
Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.
South Park Goobacks
Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.