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South Park How to Eat With Your Butt

The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.

South Park The Entity

Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.

South Park Here Comes the Neighborhood

Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park but the town tries to drive them out.

South Park Kenny Dies

Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.

South Park Butters' Very Own Episode

Butters reveals a dark family secret.

South Park Freak Strike

The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.

South Park Jared Has Aides

The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.

South Park Asspen

The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.

South Park The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.

South Park Fun With Veal

The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.

South Park Red Hot Catholic Love

Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.

South Park Free Hat

The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.

Family Guy Coma Guy

Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident and he ends up in a coma.

Family Guy Better Off Meg

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg.

Family Guy Holly Bibble

Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

Family Guy Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.

Family Guy Stewie's First Word

Stewie finally says his first word and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

Family Guy The Talented Mr. Stewie

Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.

Family Guy Boys & Squirrels

Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height.

Family Guy La Famiglia Guy

When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.

Family Guy Meg's Wedding

Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back.

Family Guy Wild Wild West

Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be; upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West.

Family Guy Pawtucket Pat

Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans; the town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him.

Family Guy The First No L

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins try to save Christmas on their own.

Family Guy Fecal Matters

When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse; he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, the Giant Chicken, is admitted; Brian has an identity crisis.

Family Guy Boy's Best Friend

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic Corvette.

Family Guy And Then There's Fraud

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far.

Family Guy PeTerminator

Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli; when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life.

The Daily Show New

A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

Family Guy Customer of the Week

After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win best customer at her favorite coffee shop.

Family Guy Who's Brian Now?

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins; he discovers his original family is rich and he struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did.

Family Guy Young Parent Trap

Lois and Peter are mistaken for young parents by another couple at Stewie's school; they are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone.

Family Guy Meg Goes to College

Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

South Park Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and the society.

South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny

South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.

South Park A Ladder to Heaven

When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.

South Park The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.

South Park The Death Camp of Tolerance

Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.

South Park The Biggest Douche in the Universe

The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcise the spirit.

South Park My Future Self 'n' Me

Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.

South Park Krazy Kripples

When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.

South Park Toilet Paper

After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.

South Park Canceled

The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled.

South Park Fat Butt and Pancake Head

One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.

South Park Lil' Crime Stoppers

The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.

South Park Red Man's Greed

Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.

South Park South Park Is Gay

Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.

South Park Christian Rock Hard

Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.