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South Park Make Love, Not Warcraft

A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.

South Park Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.

South Park Miss Teacher B... a Boy

When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.

South Park Hell on Earth 2006

A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.

South Park Stanley's Cup

Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.

South Park Tonsil Trouble

Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong.

South Park Britney's New Look

When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.

South Park Major Boobage

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

South Park Canada on Strike!

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

South Park Eek, a Penis!

While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

Seinfeld The Summer of George

George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received.

Seinfeld The Butter Shave

Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.

Seinfeld The Voice

Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.

Seinfeld The Serenity Now

Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.

Seinfeld The Blood

At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.

Seinfeld The Junk Mail

Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.

The Office Vandalism

Nellie and Dwight spring into action when Pam needs help finding the vandal who defaced her mural; Darryl has a hard time dealing with Jim's habits.

The Office Couples Discount

The staff pairs off into pretend couples so they can take advantage of a Valentine's Day discount at a minimall; Erin claims she will break up with Andy when he returns, but Pete has his doubts.

The Office Moving On

During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà-vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.

The Office Moving On

During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà-vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.

The Office The Farm

Dwight takes a trip home for a Schrute funeral; Todd Packer tries to make up for a lifetime of bad behavior.

The Office Promos

The office employees are excited when TV commercials for the documentary begin airing; Angela is jealous when Dwight starts dating a farmer; Jim meets with professional baseball player Ryan Howard.

The Office Stairmageddon

The elevator goes out at the office, forcing everyone to use the stairs; Dwight forces Stanley to make a sales call; Pam and Jim talk to Nellie and Toby about relationship problems; Angela supports her man.

The Office Paper Airplane

Dwight and Angela compete in a paper airplane contest; Andy prepares for an acting role; Jim and Pam use new skills.

The Office Livin' the Dream - Part 1

Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.

The Office Livin the Dream

Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.

The Office Pilot

When a documentary crew comes to Dunder Mifflin to learn about modern management, manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture of his domain, but his jokes keep falling flat.

The Daily Show New

A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

Family Guy LASIK Instinct

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability for monetary gain; Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.

Family Guy Rock Hard

While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Family Guy Must Love Dogs

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy.

Family Guy 80's Guy

Impelled by nostalgia, Peter re-creates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.

South Park Over Logging

Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone.

South Park Super Fun Time

While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door.

South Park The China Probrem

Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.

South Park Breast Cancer Show Ever

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.

South Park About Last Night...

While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely.

South Park Elementary School Musical

The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.

South Park The Ungroundable

The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire.

South Park The Ring

Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert.

South Park The Coon

A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park.

The Cleveland Show 'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry

Cleveland pretends to be homeless when he discovers that the food served at a local shelter is better than it is at home; Roberta is hired to be a Christmas elf in a store owned by a man who makes Santa's helpers wear sexy outfits.

The Cleveland Show Hustle 'N' Bros

When Donna's ex-husband crashes Freight Train's birthday party, Freight Train decides to adopt him; Rallo and Junior track down lost dogs to collect the rewards.

The Cleveland Show Here Comes the Bribe

Donna makes Cleveland go to marriage counseling after he messes up their wedding vow renewal; Junior's refrigerator breaks.

The Cleveland Show When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie

Cleveland's mom, Cookie, runs away with George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars; Cleveland Jr. engages in an elaborate fantasy at an office-supply store.

The Cleveland Show Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)

When Rallo starts getting a big head over his bowling prowess, Donna tells him little kids don't have skills; Cleveland, Lester, Holt and Terry try to spice up their friendship.

South Park Margaritaville

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

South Park Eat, Pray, Queef

Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys.