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South Park The Brown Noise

The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.

South Park Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years.

South Park The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.

South Park Quintuplets 2000

A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.

South Park Timmy 2000

Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.

South Park Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.

South Park Cherokee Hair Tampons

A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.

South Park Chef Goes Nanners

Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.

South Park Something You Can Do With Your Finger

The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.

South Park 4th Grade

The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.

Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Seinfeld The Bottle Deposit

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

Seinfeld The Invitations

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.

Seinfeld The Foundation

George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancée, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.

Seinfeld The Soul Mate

George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.

Seinfeld The Bizarro Jerry

Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

The Office Lice

Pam accidentally brings lice into the office but lets Meredith take the blame; Jim spends a great day in Philadelphia with a potential business associate; Nellie, Phyllis and Kevin interfere with Darryl's love life.

The Office Suit Warehouse

Everyone abuses the office's new espresso machine; Dwight takes Clark on a sales call; Darryl goes for an interview at Jim's company; Pam surprises Jim with a visit.

The Office Customer Loyalty

Dwight tries to stop Darryl from leaving; Jim misses Cece's first recital because of work, upsetting Pam; Nellie exposes Erin and Pete.

The Office Junior Salesman

David Wallace asks Dwight to find a new part-time salesman who will fill in for Jim; Pam looks for a new desk mate; Erin searches for her birth parents.

The Office Vandalism

Nellie and Dwight spring into action when Pam needs help finding the vandal who defaced her mural; Darryl has a hard time dealing with Jim's habits.

The Office Couples Discount

The staff pairs off into pretend couples so they can take advantage of a Valentine's Day discount at a minimall; Erin claims she will break up with Andy when he returns, but Pete has his doubts.

The Office Moving On

During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà-vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.

The Office Moving On

During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.

The Office The Farm

Dwight takes a trip home for a Schrute funeral; Todd Packer tries to make up for a lifetime of bad behavior.

The Office Promos

The office employees are excited when TV commercials for the documentary begin airing; Angela is jealous when Dwight starts dating a farmer; Jim meets with professional baseball player Ryan Howard.

The Office Stairmageddon

The elevator goes out at the office, forcing everyone to use the stairs; Dwight forces Stanley to make a sales call; Pam and Jim talk to Nellie and Toby about relationship problems; Angela supports her man.

Family Guy The New Adventures of Old Tom

Peter is lost in a mall overnight after his family abandons him; to win over a girl, Brian pretends he's a millionaire.

Family Guy Run, Chris, Run

When Chris becomes homecoming king, Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony; Peter and the guys try to replace Cleveland.

Family Guy Road to India

When Brian falls in love with a tech support worker, he and Stewie travel to India to find her; Lois helps Joe reclaim the spotlight when Peter becomes the center of attention at bingo night.

Family Guy Bookie of the Year

Brian and Lois try to help Chris manage his anger by encouraging him to take up a sport; Frank Sinatra Jr., Stewie and Brian open an Italian restaurant.

Family Guy American Gigg-olo

With the airline pilots on strike, Quagmire decides to become a gigolo to earn money; Brian gets a job at a hardware store for the health insurance.

South Park Lil' Crime Stoppers

The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.

South Park Red Man's Greed

Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.

South Park South Park Is Gay

Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.

South Park Christian Rock Hard

Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.

South Park Grey Dawn

The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.

South Park Casa Bonita

Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.

South Park All About Mormons

When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.

South Park Raisins

After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls.

South Park Good Times With Weapons

The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.

The Cleveland Show March Dadness

When Cleveland realizes Freight Train prefers spending time with Cleveland Jr., he decides to find a new father figure; Rallo buys a sports car.

The Cleveland Show The Men in Me

Cleveland is unable to shake a new reputation after he wins a dance competition.

The Cleveland Show Frapp Attack

Donna is jealous when Cleveland gets close to Tina (Rutina Wesley), his spontaneous co-worker; Cleveland Jr. and Rallo make a music video that gets the attention of a music producer.

The Cleveland Show American Prankster

When Cleveland Jr. is kicked out of the scouts after one of Rallo's pranks goes too far, Cleveland decides to take matters into his own hands.

South Park Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.

South Park Probably

Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.