Friday, January 16th TV listings for Comedy Central (US) - Pacific Feed
The Cleveland Show 'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry
Cleveland pretends to be homeless when he discovers that the food served at a local shelter is better than it is at home; Roberta is hired to be a Christmas elf in a store owned by a man who makes Santa's helpers wear sexy outfits.
The Cleveland Show Hustle 'N' Bros
When Donna's ex-husband crashes Freight Train's birthday party, Freight Train decides to adopt him; Rallo and Junior track down lost dogs to collect the rewards.
The Cleveland Show Here Comes the Bribe
Donna makes Cleveland go to marriage counseling after he messes up their wedding vow renewal; Junior's refrigerator breaks.
The Cleveland Show When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie
Cleveland's mom, Cookie, runs away with George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars; Cleveland Jr. engages in an elaborate fantasy at an office-supply store.
The Cleveland Show Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)
When Rallo starts getting a big head over his bowling prowess, Donna tells him little kids don't have skills; Cleveland, Lester, Holt and Terry try to spice up their friendship.
South Park Margaritaville
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.
South Park Eat, Pray, Queef
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys.
South Park Fishsticks
The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.
South Park Pinewood Derby
Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.
South Park Fatbeard
Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.
South Park Dead Celebrities
Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.
South Park Butters' Bottom Bitch
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him.
South Park W.T.F.
The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.
South Park Whale W...
Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales.
South Park The F Word
The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
South Park Dances with Smurfs
When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.
South Park Pee
Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.
Seinfeld The Merv Griffin Show
Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.
Seinfeld The Slicer
Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.
Seinfeld The Betrayal
Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.
Seinfeld The Apology
Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers.
Seinfeld The Dealership
Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.
Seinfeld The Reverse Peephole
Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.
The Office A.A.R.M.
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.
The Office A.A.R.M.
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.
The Office Finale
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
The Office Finale
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
The Office Health Care
When forced to pick a cheaper health care plan, Michael, rather than lose popularity points with his staff, shirks the responsibility to Dwight.
The Office The Alliance
Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party amid rumors of downsizing.
The Office Basketball
Michael and gang play the warehouse workers in a not-so-friendly game of basketball; Michael bets that the losers will have to work on Saturday.
The Office Hot Girl
Dwight, Michael and Jim all vie for the attention of an attractive woman who comes to the office to sell purses.
The Office The Dundies
The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through the annual office awards ceremony, The Dundies, hosted by Michael at their local watering hole a Chili's restaurant.
The Office Sexual Harassment
Corporate office requires the staff go through sexual harassment training, but Michael worries that the new policy will make the office less fun for everyone.
The Office Office Olympics
While Michael and Dwight are away from the office, Jim and Pam organize an office Olympics where employees compete in ridiculous games.
The Office The Fire
A small fire in the kitchen forces the staff to wait in the parking lot; Jim suggests a game of Desert Island; Michael tries to impress Ryan.
South Park Sexual Healing
Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.
South Park The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.
South Park Medicinal Fried Chicken
Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.
South Park You Have 0 Friends
Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him.
South Park Crippled Summer
Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.
South Park Poor and Stupid
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
South Park It's a Jersey Thing
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
South Park Insheeption
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.
South Park Crème Fraiche
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
South Park HumancentiPad
Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.
South Park Funnybot
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
South Park Royal Pudding
Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.
South Park T.M.I.
Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.
South Park Crack Baby Athletic Association
Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.