Thursday, February 12th TV listings for Comedy Central (US) - Pacific Feed
South Park Dead Celebrities
Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.
South Park Butters' Bottom Bitch
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him.
South Park W.T.F.
The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.
South Park Whale W...
Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales.
South Park The F Word
The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
South Park Dances with Smurfs
When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.
South Park Pee
Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.
South Park Sexual Healing
Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.
South Park The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.
South Park Medicinal Fried Chicken
Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.
South Park You Have 0 Friends
Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him.
South Park Crippled Summer
Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.
South Park Poor and Stupid
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
South Park It's a Jersey Thing
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
South Park Insheeption
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.
South Park Crème Fraiche
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
Seinfeld The Scofflaw
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
Seinfeld Highlights of a Hundred
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
Seinfeld Highlights of a Hundred
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
Seinfeld The Beard
Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.
Seinfeld The Kiss Hello
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
Seinfeld The Doorman
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
The Office Paper Airplane
Dwight and Angela compete in a paper airplane contest; Andy prepares for an acting role; Jim and Pam use new skills.
The Office A.A.R.M.
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.
The Office A.A.R.M.
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.
The Office Finale
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
The Office Finale
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
The Office Pilot
When a documentary crew comes to Dunder Mifflin to learn about modern management, manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture of his domain, but his jokes keep falling flat.
The Office Health Care
When forced to pick a cheaper health care plan, Michael, rather than lose popularity points with his staff, shirks the responsibility to Dwight.
The Office The Alliance
Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party amid rumors of downsizing.
The Office Basketball
Michael and gang play the warehouse workers in a not-so-friendly game of basketball; Michael bets that the losers will have to work on Saturday.
The Office Hot Girl
Dwight, Michael and Jim all vie for the attention of an attractive woman who comes to the office to sell purses.
The Office The Dundies
The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through the annual office awards ceremony, The Dundies, hosted by Michael at their local watering hole a Chili's restaurant.
The Daily Show New
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Family Guy "Family Guy" Through the Years
A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years; a look back at the cultural events and issues tackled on the show through the decades.
Family Guy Switch the Flip
To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents; chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when Stewie's machine goes haywire.
Family Guy HTTPete
To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle; his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.
Family Guy The Unkindest Cut
Quagmire loses his most treasured body part and must learn to live without it; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.
South Park HumancentiPad
Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.
South Park Funnybot
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
South Park Royal Pudding
Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.
South Park T.M.I.
Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.
South Park Crack Baby Athletic Association
Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.
South Park City Sushi
Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.
South Park You're Getting Old
Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage.
South Park Ass Burgers
Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.
South Park The Last of the Meheecans
What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.