Thursday, March 5th TV listings for Comedy Central (US) - Pacific Feed
South Park Cat Orgy
A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat.
South Park Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.
South Park Jewbilee
South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.
South Park Chinpoko Mon
The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
South Park Hooked on Monkey Fonics
The boys compete against homeschooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
South Park Red Badge of Gayness
Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.
South Park The Brown Noise
The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.
South Park Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years.
South Park The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
South Park Quintuplets 2000
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
South Park Timmy 2000
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
South Park Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.
South Park Cherokee Hair Tampons
A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
South Park Chef Goes Nanners
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.
South Park Something You Can Do With Your Finger
The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.
South Park 4th Grade
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
Seinfeld The Good Samaritan
Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.
Seinfeld The Parking Space
George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.
Seinfeld The Keys
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.
Seinfeld The Pilot
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
Seinfeld The Pilot
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
Seinfeld The Mango
Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.
The Office Turf War
Andy tries to jumpstart his comeback; after Robert drunkenly shuts down a local branch, Jim and Dwight join forces in hope of outsmarting a salesman.
The Office Free Family Portrait Studio
A former boss helps Andy go under cover and stage a coup; a new opportunity arises for Robert.
The Office New Guys
Two new, young employees throw Dwight and Jim off balance; Andy returns from leadership training with a desire for revenge.
The Office Roy's Wedding
A toast at Roy's wedding leads to Pam and Jim searching their relationships for buried secrets; Dwight reacts to Nellie's mandatory charity initiative.
The Office Andy's Ancestry
As Andy flaunts a discovery he made about his ancestry, Darryl struggles in his new role; Dwight teaches a language to Erin, who wants to impress her boyfriend's educated family; Jim reveals a secret.
The Office Work Bus
When Jim convinces Dwight the building is unsafe, Dwight rents a bus to use as his office; Nellie asks for Andy's help; Jim uses pie to cheer Pam.
The Office Here Comes Treble
Andy invites his old a cappella group to perform for Halloween, which leads to a confrontation with his frenemy; Dwight tries to track down a madman in the office; Jim and Pam fight over his new job.
The Office The Boat
Andy must step up when his dad loses all his family's money; when Dwight is a guest on a radio show, his co-workers call in to torture him; Kevin learns a secret about Oscar.
The Office The Whale
The women of the office try to teach Dwight how to interact with female clients; Angela suspects the senator of cheating; Toby convinces some of the guys to grow mustaches.
The Office The Target
When Angela finds out about her husband's affair, she goes to Dwight for help; Stanley and Phyllis take advantage of Jim when he needs a favor; Pete distracts Pam as she begins painting her mural.
The Office Dwight Christmas
Dwight picks up the slack when the party planning committee fails to plan a Christmas party; Darryl worries Jim has forgotten the promise he made; Pete teaches Erin about "Die Hard."
The Daily Show New
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Family Guy Throw It Away
After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy.
Family Guy Girl, Internetted
When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following; Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired.
Family Guy Adam West High
When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor; the race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian.
Family Guy Yacht Rocky
When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.
South Park Pip
A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations."
South Park Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.
South Park Probably
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
South Park Trapper Keeper
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
South Park Helen Keller: The Musical
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
South Park Fat Camp
Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.
South Park Wacky Molestation Adventure
The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.
South Park Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.
South Park It Hits the Fan
Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.