Thursday, September 10th TV listings for Comedy Central (US) - Pacific Feed
South Park Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.
South Park Weight Gain 4000
A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize.
South Park Volcano
Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip.
South Park Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan's dog pursues other dogs.
South Park An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.
South Park Death
Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper.
South Park Pink Eye
An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween.
South Park Damien
A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday.
South Park Starvin' Marvin
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child.
South Park Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives.
South Park Tom's Rhinoplasty
While Mr. Garrison leaves the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher.
South Park Mecha Streisand
A prehistoric monster threatens the world.
South Park Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.
South Park Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
Cartman discovers his father's identity.
South Park Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus
Terrance and Phillip save Canada from Saddam Hussein.
Seinfeld The Kiss Hello
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
Seinfeld The Doorman
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
Seinfeld The Jimmy
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
Seinfeld The Doodle
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
Seinfeld The Diplomats Club
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
The Office Costume Contest
Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head and takes an idea to corporate; a Halloween costume contest puts the office in a competitive mood.
The Office Christening
Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby.
The Office Viewing Party
Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous.
The Office WUPHF.com
Michael helps convince people to invest in Ryan's Internet company; trying to capitalize on Thanksgiving, Dwight creates a hay festival in the parking lot; a new policy prevents Jim from earning commission.
The Office China
Michael decides he must stop China before it takes over the United States; Pam threatens to move the company to a new building.
The Office Classy Christmas, Part 1
Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton.
The Office Classy Christmas
Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton.
The Office Ultimatum
Michael readies himself for the news about Holly's relationship; Pam puts up a board for everyone to post their New Year's resolutions.
The Office The Seminar
Holly and Michael turn Andy's business seminar into an improv challenge; Erin and Gabe compete in a board game battle.
The Office The Search
Jim is forced to abandon Michael at a gas station after receiving an emergency phone call; Erin, Dwight and Holly search for Michael; Pam's art inspires a captioning contest that appears to offend Gabe.
The Office PDA
Public displays of affection between Holly and Michael make everyone uncomfortable; Jim and Pam experience the aftermath of a bottomless champagne lunch; Andy tags along on Erin's romantic treasure hunt.
The Daily Show New
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Family Guy V Is for Mystery
Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.
Family Guy Veteran Guy
After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.
Family Guy The Woof of Wall Street
Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.
Family Guy "Family Guy" Through the Years
A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years; a look back at the cultural events and issues tackled on the show through the decades.
South Park Clubhouses
The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.
South Park Cow Days
The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.
South Park Chef Aid
Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.
South Park Spooky Fish
Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.
South Park Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration.
South Park Gnomes
The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.
South Park Rainforest Schmainforest
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with kids choir tour; Cartman is determined to cause chaos.
South Park Spontaneous Combustion
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly; Stan's Dad is on the case.
South Park Tweek vs. Craig
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.