Thursday, November 5th TV listings for Cozi (K29LM-D2) Cottonwood, Etc., AZ
Married ... With Children If I Were a Rich Man
Al's accused of pilfering $1 million after he and Steve play poker in a bank vault.
Married ... With Children Buck Can Do It
Neighbors put Al under pressure to end canine Buck's amorous escapades.
The King of Queens Hartford Wailer
Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.
The King of Queens Acting Out
Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.
Roseanne Don't Make Me Over
Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.
Roseanne Aliens
Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.
Roseanne Terms of Estrangement
Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
Roseanne Terms of Estrangement
Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.
Roseanne The Dark Ages
The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.
Roseanne Mommy Nearest
Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).
George Lopez Max's Big Adventure
George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.
George Lopez Token of Unappreciation
George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line, and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives.
George Lopez Show Dyslexic The
George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability.
George Lopez The Unnatural
Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves.
Married ... With Children Enemies
Kelly dates a UPS deliveryman who lives with his girlfriend and an odd assortment of dysfunctional friends.
Married ... With Children Torch Song Duet
Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) win a chance to relay the Olympic torch through Chicago.
Married ... With Children The Joke's on Al
A practical joke contest results in wedding plans that could make Al a bigamist.
Married ... With Children Twisted
A hurricane forces everyone into the Bundy basement, trapping the men with their storm-excited wives.
Married ... With Children Children of the Corns
Al discovers the store's shoes are made in a sweatshop and tries using blackmail to get a raise.
Married ... With Children Kelly's Gotta Habit
A morality clause in the "Extra Extra Virgin Olive Oil" girl contract requires Kelly to refrain from sex.
The King of Queens Fight Schlub
Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.
The King of Queens Major Disturbance
Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.
The King of Queens Brace Yourself
A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.
The King of Queens Moxie Moron
Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.
Two and a Half Men A Pot-Smoking Monkey
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
Two and a Half Men A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.
Two and a Half Men Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
Two and a Half Men Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
George Lopez Jason Tutors Max
Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.
George Lopez Angie Gets Tanked
A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.
George Lopez The Art of Boxing
Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).
George Lopez George's House of Cards
When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.
Roseanne Pretty in Black
Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.
Roseanne Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.
The Nanny A Fine Family Feud
Fran's (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor.
The Nanny Val's Apartment
Fran (Fran Drescher) decides to share an apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall) when she feels stressed out. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.
The Nanny Oy Vey, You're Gay
C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image.
The Nanny The Party's Over
Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue.
Bob Hearts Abishola Greasy Badge of Honor
After indulging in a luxurious girls' day with Dottie and Christina, Abishola worries she's losing touch with her humble Nigerian roots; Goodwin feels threatened when Kofo gets a pitch meeting with Bob.
Bob Hearts Abishola A Bird May Love a Fish
Bob attempts to learn more about Nigerian customs; Abishola has to contend with gossip spreading about her relationship with Bob.
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The Nanny The Show Must Go On
Fran casts Grace as the lead in the school pageant, but when Maxwell becomes the producer the girl develops stage fright.
The Nanny Maggie the Model
Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session.
The Nanny The Family Plumbing
When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss.
The Nanny Deep Throat
After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy.
Married ... With Children Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Miffed Marcy goes out on the town to an exotic dance club with Peggy.
Married ... With Children Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Marcy's wedding ring slips off as she stuffs money into the pants of a male exotic dancer (Bill Hussey).