TV Schedule for Cozi - Network

Married ... With Children Sleepless in Chicago

Jefferson's scheme to retrieve a valuable doll has Al spending the night with Marcy.

Married ... With Children No Pot to Pease In

The Bundys protest a new unauthorized sitcom based on their lives.

The King of Queens Wedding Presence

After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.

The King of Queens Papa Pill

When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.

Roseanne Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Roseanne Let Them Eat Junk

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Roseanne Roseanne in the Hood

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

Roseanne The Last Date

Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.

Roseanne The Fifties Show

The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a businessman and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.

Roseanne The Getaway, Almost

Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.

George Lopez God Needles George

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.

George Lopez Benny and Randy

Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.

George Lopez Weekend at Benny's

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

George Lopez Jason Tutors Max

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

Married ... With Children Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places

Marcy tries to recover her valuable furniture, which Jefferson sold to raise gambling money.

Married ... With Children Buck Has a Belly Ache

A pregnant Peg returns to her family in Wanker County when Buck is the only one getting sympathy at home.

Married ... With Children If I Could See Me Now

Al experiences a crisis when it appears he must get eyeglasses.

Married ... With Children God's Shoes

Al's out-of-body experience sends him in search of the perfect pair of shoes.

Married ... With Children Kelly Does Hollywood

Kelly goes to Hollywood, and quickly lands her own television show.

Married ... With Children Kelly Does Hollywood

Kelly faces difficulties while starring in her own Hollywood television show.

The King of Queens Paint Misbehavin'

After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.

The King of Queens Hi-Def Jam

Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

The King of Queens Deacon Blues

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.

The King of Queens Horizontal Hold

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.

Two and a Half Men Alan Shot a Little Girl

Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.

Two and a Half Men Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.

Two and a Half Men Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.

Two and a Half Men Here I Come, Pants!

After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.

George Lopez The Valentine's Day Massacre

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

George Lopez Girl Fight

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George Lopez George vs. George

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

George Lopez A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

Roseanne Of Mice and Dan

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Roseanne Direct to Video

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

The Nanny Educating Fran

Fran's love affair with her dream man is put in jeopardy by a little white lie and his obsession with astrology.

The Nanny From Flushing With Love

Fran (Fran Drescher) invites Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to her family reunion at Niagara Falls hoping he'll feel romantic. Guest star: Spalding Gray.

The Nanny Rash to Judgment

Fran's romantic evening with Maxwell at a Michael Bolton concert is ruined by a rash her doctor can't cure.

The Nanny One False Mole and You're Dead

Fran (Fran Drescher) makes the mistake of telling a gossip columnist (Cindy Adams) that a famous actress (Joan Van Ark) has a fake mole.