TV Schedule for Cozi - Network

Married ... With Children The Juggs Have Left the Building

Peg and Kelly go on the road after winning a talent contest in Branson, Mo.

Married ... With Children Crimes Against Obesity

Overweight women hold a kangaroo court charging hostage Al with disrespect.

The King of Queens Trash Talker

Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

The King of Queens Precedent Nixin'

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

Roseanne Like, a New Job

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Roseanne Good-bye Mr. Right

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Roseanne Becky, Beds and Boys

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Roseanne PMS, I Love You

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Roseanne BOO!

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Roseanne Trick or Treat

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

George Lopez George Gets Caught in a Powers Play

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

George Lopez George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George Lopez George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

George helps Ernie lose weight, so Mel Powers will not fire him.

George Lopez George Gets Cross Over Freddie

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

Married ... With Children Driving Mr. Boondy

Al discovers he has to retake a driving test and finds Bud is his instructor from hell.

Married ... With Children Kelly Breaks Out

Kelly lands a job as a spokesmodel only to realize that her career isn't the only thing "breaking out."

Married ... With Children Naughty but Niece

Marcy's niece Amber moves to Chicago to learn some Midwestern values, but she ends up hitting it off with Bud instead.

Married ... With Children Business Sucks

Al kicks a woman out of his shoe store when he becomes disgusted at her breast-feeding her baby in front of him.

Married ... With Children Business Still Sucks

Al thinks changing the inventory to all men's shoes will solve the breast-feeding problem, until the owner pays a visit.

Married ... With Children Dial B for Virgin

Bud is compelled to make a house call when a woman calls his hotline for virgins and is on the verge of giving in.

The King of Queens Foe: Pa

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

The King of Queens Tank Heaven

Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.

The King of Queens Altar Ego

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

The King of Queens Icky Shuffle

Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

Two and a Half Men I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

Two and a Half Men A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

Two and a Half Men That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Two and a Half Men Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

George Lopez George Gets a Pain in the Ash

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

George Lopez You Dropped a Mom on Me

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

George Lopez George's Dog Days of Bummer

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

George Lopez George Drives the Batmobile

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

Roseanne Halloween: The Final Chapter

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Roseanne Satan, Darling

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

The Nanny Ode to Barbara Joan

C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.

The Nanny Frannie's Choice

Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny I Don't Remember Mama

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.

The Nanny Fran Lite

Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran.

Bob Hearts Abishola TLC: Tunde's Loving Care

As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher.

Bob Hearts Abishola My Michelle Obama

When Ebun attempts to establish herself as matriarch, Olu worries she's losing her place in the family; Bob and Abishola are forced to choose sides; Tunde is appointed interim deacon at church.

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The Nanny Homie-Work

Fran transforms a nerdy singer into a cool rapper so that he can audition for a part in Maxwell's new show.

The Nanny The Reunion Show

With many of her friends divorced and disagreement brewing with Maxwell, Fran worries about her pending nuptials.

The Nanny Immaculate Concepcion

Maxwell's father (Robert Vaughn) leaves his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepción (Maria Conchita Alonso). With Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny The Pre-nup

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tells Fran (Fran Drescher) that she must sign a prenuptial agreement or the wedding will be canceled. Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Charles guest star.

Married ... With Children The Stepford Peg

Al takes advantage of Peg's amnesia to transform her into the model housewife.

Married ... With Children Bud on the Side

When Al's boss falls in love with Bud, she offers Al part of the company if he and Peg can convince Bud to marry her.