Wednesday, October 21st TV listings for Cozi TV (KIDZ-LD3) Abilene, TX
Married ... With Children Turning Japanese
The Japanese owner (Pat Morita) of Marcy's bank falls in love with Al's old Dodge.
Married ... With Children Bud Hits the Books
Bud is charged with misconduct while taking at study break at the library.
The King of Queens Bed Spread
Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages.
The King of Queens Taste Buds
Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does.
Roseanne Little Sister
Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.
Roseanne Guilt by Disassociation
Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success, but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.
Roseanne Somebody Stole My Gal
Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.
Roseanne House of Grown-Ups
Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.
Roseanne Five of a Kind
Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.
Roseanne Sweet Dreams
Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.
George Lopez You Dropped a Mom on Me
Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.
George Lopez George's Dog Days of Bummer
When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.
George Lopez George Drives the Batmobile
Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.
George Lopez George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.
Married ... With Children No Ma'am
Al forms a woman-hating club and decides to take over a female-oriented talk show.
Married ... With Children Dances With Weezie
Al and Jefferson concoct a wild scheme to worm their way out of attending a play with their wives.
Married ... With Children Change for a Buck
Buck runs away from home and ends up on death row in the pound.
Married ... With Children A Little off the Top
A minor mishap at the hospital causes Al pain whenever he is aroused.
Married ... With Children Honey, I Blew Up Myself
Al enlists a group of feminists to destroy posters showing sexy photos of Peg.
Married ... With Children Sofa So Good
Kelly accidentally torches the couch while Peg and Al are away.
The King of Queens Dog Shelter
Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes.
The King of Queens King Pong
Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley.
The King of Queens Doug Less
Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend.
The King of Queens Doug Less
Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend.
Two and a Half Men Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
Two and a Half Men Yes, Monsignor
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
Two and a Half Men The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
Two and a Half Men Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie is surprised when a woman rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Charlie finds out that he's the subject of a new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.
George Lopez Prescription for Trouble
Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.
George Lopez Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks
Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.
George Lopez George to the Third Power
George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.
George Lopez George Gets Assisterance
George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.
Roseanne Brain-Dead Poets' Society
Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.
Roseanne Lobocop
Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.
The Nanny Imaginary Friend
While they are baking cookies, Grace becomes hysterical when Fran accidentally eats her imaginary friend.
The Nanny Personal Business
Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a bargaining chip when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tries to cast a soap star (Stephen Nichols) in a new play.
The Nanny The Nanny-in-Law
When Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) childhood nanny (Cloris Leachman) visits, she is appalled by Fran's (Fran Drescher) unique child-care methods.
The Nanny A Plot for Nanny
For her 30th birthday, Fran's mother gives her a cemetery plot as a gift to introduce her to an eligible funeral director.
Bob Hearts Abishola We Don't Rat on Family
Bob prepares to meet Abishola's mother but gets more than he bargained for when he enlists Tunde's help in securing her approval; Abishola considers breaking Nigerian tradition by having a small wedding.
Bob Hearts Abishola Tayo Time
When Abishola's ex-husband, Tayo, visits Detroit for work, everyone falls under his spell except Bob and Abishola, who know there must be more to his visit than he claims.
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The Nanny First Date
Maxwell and Fran (Charles Shaughnessy, Fran Drescher) have their first date -- at a party being thrown by Elton John (guest starring as himself).
The Nanny The Bobbie Fleckman Story
Promoter Bobbie Fleckman (Fran Drescher in her "Spinal Tap" role) shoots a rock video at the Sheffield mansion.
The Nanny Fransom
Fran (Fran Drescher) must find a way to raise $20,000 after she allows a dognapper to snatch C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) pooch.
The Nanny The Ex-Niles
Niles (Daniel Davis) quits in a huff when he learns that Fran (Fran Drescher) makes more money than he does. Guest stars: Dr. Joyce Brothers, Lainie Kazan.
Married ... With Children Al Goes to the Dogs
Al's noisy attempts to build Lucky a doghouse force Marcy to sic the city inspector (Ian Patrick Williams) on him.
Married ... With Children Kiss of the Coffee Woman
Al and Marcy object when Bud gets Kelly and Jefferson a gig playing the loving couple in a coffee commercial.