Thursday, June 18th TV listings for Cozi TV (KIRO-TV2) Seattle, WA
The Steve Harvey Show Ring Around the Piggy
Steve fears he will lose Regina forever when he is invited to Warrington's house for an announcement.
The Steve Harvey Show The He-Man, Player-Hater's Club
Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") take Regina and Lovita (Wendy Raquel Robinson, Terri J. Vaughn) to casino night at the Onyx Club in Chicago.
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper Together Again
After being fired from a college coaching position, Mark returns and meets the school's new principal.
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper It's a Matter of Principal
Mark (Mark Curry) thinks he can do whatever he wants now that Geneva (Saundra Quarterman) is the new principal.
The Nanny The Hockey Show
Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy.
The Nanny That's Midlife
Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a midlife crisis after Fran (Fran Drescher) beats him at tennis. Guest stars: tennis player Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers.
Roseanne Mothers and Other Strangers
Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.
Roseanne Home for the Holidays
Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are.
Roseanne Say It Ain't So
Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.
Roseanne Hit the Road, Jack
Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate.
George Lopez George Has Two Mommies
When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.
George Lopez Long Time No See
When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.
George Lopez Dubya, Dad and Dating
George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.
George Lopez Dubya, Dad and Dating
George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.
Married ... With Children It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it.
Married ... With Children Heels on Wheels
Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it.
Married ... With Children Mr. Empty Pants
Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine.
Married ... With Children You Can't Miss
Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results.
Married ... With Children Peggy and the Pirates
Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior.
Married ... With Children Go for the Old
After a theater cashier gives Al a senior citizen's discount, he becomes obsessed with age.
The King of Queens Two Thirty
When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.
The King of Queens Window Pain
Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.
The King of Queens Arthur, Spooner
Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.
The King of Queens Kirbed Enthusiasm
Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.
Two and a Half Men The Two Finger Rule
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
Two and a Half Men Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
Two and a Half Men Above Exalted Cyclops
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
Two and a Half Men Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
George Lopez George to the Third Power
George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.
George Lopez George Gets Assisterance
George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.
George Lopez Sabes Quake
When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.
George Lopez George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain
When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.
Roseanne Home Ec
Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight.
Roseanne Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.
The Nanny Stop the Wedding, I Want to Get Off
Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke.
The Nanny Sunday in the Park With Fran
Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.
The Nanny The Gym Teacher
Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.
The Nanny Ode to Barbara Joan
C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.
Bob Hearts Abishola The Canadians of Africa
Abishola doesn't appreciate it when Bob gives her unsolicited parenting advice about her "unhappy son."
Bob Hearts Abishola Estée Lauder and Goat Meat
Bob enlists Tunde's help to renovate the factory; Abishola tries to cheer up Ebunoluwa with a party after she receives bad news from Nigeria.
Paid programming.
Paid programming.
Highway to Heaven The Squeaky Wheel
Jonathan and Mark encourage a disabled Vietnamese veteran to work for an organization that helps disabled people.
Highway to Heaven Goodbye, Mr. Zelinka
Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help students protest the mandatory retirement of a favorite teacher (Lew Ayres).
Malcolm & Eddie The Commercial
Malcolm and Eddie hire a producer to make a commercial for the bar but fire him when he casts Ed McMahon and Ted Lange instead of them.
Malcolm & Eddie Swappin'
A love letter gets passed from one wrong person to another, confusing friendships and fantasies.