Thursday, May 14th TV listings for Cozi TV (KNSD2) San Diego, CA
Highway to Heaven The Devil and Jonathan Smith
Jonathan (Michael Landon) enlists the help of a con man when Mark (Victor French) is tricked into selling his soul to Satan.
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Malcolm & Eddie Father of the Bribe
The father of Malcolm's new girlfriend offers him a bribe to dump his daughter.
Malcolm & Eddie Insemination Without Representation
Nicolette decides to try and have a child, but when she decides the sperm bank is too impersonal, she asks Malcolm.
The Steve Harvey Show Knit Picking
Steve is rattled when Regina pulls out all the stops for their one-month anniversary, including a romantic dinner.
The Steve Harvey Show Principal's Pet
Steve takes advantage of his relationship with Regina when he arrives late and unprepared for a staff meeting.
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper Boys Don't Leave
The next-door neighbor (Marquise Wilson) runs away from home and moves in with Mark, Robin and Vanessa (Mark Curry, Dawnn Lewis, Holly Robinson).
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper The Unteachables
Mark is assigned to teach a class of incorrigibles who show no interest in school until they get a chance to prove themselves.
The Nanny The Gym Teacher
Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.
The Nanny Ode to Barbara Joan
C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.
Roseanne No Place Like Home for the Holidays
A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home.
Roseanne Crime and Punishment
Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.
Roseanne War and Peace
Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.
Roseanne Lanford Daze
The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.
George Lopez God Needles George
When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.
George Lopez Benny and Randy
Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.
George Lopez Weekend at Benny's
When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.
George Lopez Jason Tutors Max
Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.
Married ... With Children TRASH
Al and Griff join the National Guard and are surprised when they are asked to help during the garbage strike.
Married ... With Children Live Nude Peg
Confusion sets in when Peg has less free time and is nonchalant during a visit with Al to a nudie bar.
Married ... With Children A Babe in Toyland
Kelly's new job on a children's TV show brings her instant success.
Married ... With Children Birthday Boy Toy
Marcy becomes jealous of Jefferson's popularity after he's hired as an aerobics instructor at the gym.
Married ... With Children Lez Be Friends
Al finds himself attracted to Marcy's visiting lesbian cousin, Mandy.
Married ... With Children Damn Bundys
Al sells his soul to the devil (Robert Englund) to give the Chicago Bears a shot at winning the Super Bowl.
The King of Queens China Syndrome
Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.
The King of Queens Pilot
In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.
The King of Queens Head First
Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.
The King of Queens Fat City
Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller.
Two and a Half Men Yes, Monsignor
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
Two and a Half Men The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
Two and a Half Men Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie is surprised when a woman rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Charlie finds out that he's the subject of a new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.
Two and a Half Men A Lungful of Alan
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
George Lopez George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother
Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.
George Lopez George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.
George Lopez George Gets Cross Over Freddie
Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.
George Lopez George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money
George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.
Roseanne Let's Call It Quits
A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.
Roseanne Inherit the Wind
Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.
The Nanny Where's Fran
Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson.
The Nanny The Grandmas
Fran (Fran Drescher) calls in the cavalry, her grandmothers (Ann Guilbert, Marilyn Cooper), when her mother (Renee Taylor) decides to leave her father.
The Nanny Val's Boyfriend
Fran (Fran Drescher) devises a plan to test Val's (Rachel Chagall) new boyfriend's loyalties; C.C. (Lauren Lane) quits her job in a tantrum. With Charles Shaughnessy.
The Nanny Love Is a Many Blundered Thing
When Fran (Fran Drescher) gets a valentine from a secret admirer, she assumes it is Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.
Bob Hearts Abishola The Dead Eyes of a Respectful Son
When Abishola finds out Dele canceled his plans to go to Harvard behind her back, Bob steps in to keep her from going ballistic.
Bob Hearts Abishola Greasy Badge of Honor
After indulging in a luxurious girls' day with Dottie and Christina, Abishola worries she's losing touch with her humble Nigerian roots; Goodwin feels threatened when Kofo gets a pitch meeting with Bob.
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