Friday, May 15th TV listings for Cozi TV (KNTV2) San Francisco, CA
Highway to Heaven Popcorn, Peanuts and Cracker Jacks
When Jonathan is called away, Mark visits his former partner and uncovers a family secret; guest Shannen Doherty.
Highway to Heaven The Smile in the Third Row
An actor (Lorne Greene) believes he saw God sitting in the third row, next to Jonathan; guest David Spielberg.
Malcolm & Eddie The Mad Hatter
Malcolm and Eddie appear on a TV court show when Eddie accuses Malcolm of negligence after his hat collection is stolen.
Malcolm & Eddie Paint Misbehavin'
Nicolette proves to be the roommate from hell when she temporarily moves in with Malcolm and Eddie.
The Steve Harvey Show Dual Intentions
Steve plays it cool when Regina attends a singles weekend, but their faith in each other is rattled by a series of ill-timed phone calls.
The Steve Harvey Show Dissin' Cousins
A beautiful cousin (Kim Fields) visits and shows Regina disrespect in front her colleagues.
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper Piano Lesson
Mark only succeeds in making matters worse when he tries to console Robin after her prized piano is set on fire.
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper P.M.S.: Post Moving-In Syndrome
Vanessa and Robin (Holly Robinson, Dawnn Lewis) leave Mark (Mark Curry) out of the discussion when they rewrite the rules of the house.
The Nanny Frannie's Choice
Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.
The Nanny I Don't Remember Mama
Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.
Roseanne Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home
The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress.
Roseanne First Cousin, Twice Removed
Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.
Roseanne Lose a Job, Winnebago
The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.
Roseanne It's a Boy!
Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.
George Lopez The Art of Boxing
Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).
George Lopez George's House of Cards
When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.
George Lopez Dance Fever
After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.
George Lopez She Drives Me Crazy
Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.
Married ... With Children Desperate Half Hour
The Bundys wind up being held hostage by Bud's prison pen pal.
Married ... With Children How to Marry a Moron
After falling in love with one of her captors, Kelly is escorted by Al to the altar.
Married ... With Children Chicago Shoe Exchange
Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) go overboard when they discover the ability to swap shoes for mall merchandise.
Married ... With Children Pilot
Al wants to spend a night out with the boys, but Peggy has other plans for him.
Married ... With Children Thinergy
Peggy hopes to rekindle the flame in her marriage when Al's interest in romance wanes.
Married ... With Children But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy
Al accidentally shoots his neighbor's dog when he investigates a strange noise in the night.
The King of Queens Richie's Song
Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie (Larry Romano) that his wife (Michele Maika) is cheating on him.
The King of Queens Cello, Goodbye
Doug feels threatened when Carrie's new job at a law firm gives her a taste of big-city sophistication.
The King of Queens Paternal Affairs
Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.
The King of Queens The Rock
Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.
Two and a Half Men Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
Two and a Half Men Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
Two and a Half Men Smell the Umbrella Stand
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
Two and a Half Men Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
George Lopez George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits
Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.
George Lopez It's a Cliffhanger, by George
George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.
The Jeff Foxworthy Show Before You Say `No,' Just Hear Me Out
Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) may be forced to sell out to a rival company unless he heeds his brother's (Jay Mohr) advice.
The Jeff Foxworthy Show Deedee Day
Wayne (Jay Mohr) hires his girlfriend (guest star Michelle Clunie) to work in the shop after Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) promised to hire his sister-in-law (Debra Jo Rupp).
The Jeff Foxworthy Show He Ain't Heavy, He's a Bully
A man (guest star Scott Michael Campbell) who Wayne (Jay Mohr) bullied years before in high school attempts to wreak his revenge.
The Jeff Foxworthy Show Moonstruck
Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) initiate Matt (Haley Joel Osment) in "mooning," a Foxworthy rite of passage.
The Nanny Your Feets Too Big
Fran is going crazy because her foot model reunion is coming up and her feet went up an entire shoe size.
The Nanny Where's the Pearls?
Fran (Fran Drescher) loses Elizabeth Taylor's (as herself) black pearls after being asked to make sure they are delivered. Guest Star: Rosie O'Donnell.
The Nanny The Hockey Show
Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy.
The Nanny That's Midlife
Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a mid-life crisis after Fran (Fran Drescher) beats him at tennis. Guest stars: tennis player Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers.
Bob Hearts Abishola Kill the Cat
After Tunde gets into a car accident, Bob and Abishola cajole him into getting glasses, but worry that his issues are more than just his eyesight.
Bob Hearts Abishola The Devil's Throuple
Abishola is caught in the middle when Morenike agrees to be the "plus one" in Kemi and Chukwuemeka's relationship; when Bob refuses to pay for Douglas' company car, he learns what it's like to live on a budget.
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