Tuesday, May 5th TV listings for Cozi TV (KPTV2) Portland, OR
The Steve Harvey Show Me, Me and Miss Jones
Steve and Romeo (Steve Harvey, Merlin Santana) become rivals for the affections of a 25-year-old swimsuit model.
The Steve Harvey Show No Free Samples
Rap artist Lil' Bow Wow (guest starring as himself) wants to sample an old hit of Steve's (Steve Harvey) group, the Hi-Tops. Jermaine Dupri and Ron Isley also guest star.
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper On the Rebound
An old flame returns to pick up where she left off with Mark -- until Vanessa and Robin learn her real intentions.
Hangin' With Mr. Cooper Please Pass the Jock
Mark refuses to help a star athlete pass an algebra test until he learns the truth about his own academic success.
The Nanny Pilot
A cosmetics saleswoman from Queens (Fran Drescher) is hired to care for the children of a widowed, upscale Broadway producer (Charles Shaughnessy).
The Nanny Smoke Gets in Your Lies
When Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) is caught smoking at school, Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks it might be her fault. Carol Channing appears as herself.
Roseanne Stressed to Kill
Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.
Roseanne Thanksgiving 1991
A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.
Roseanne Kansas City, Here We Come
Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.
Roseanne Santa Claus
As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.
George Lopez Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey
George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.
George Lopez Charity
When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.
George Lopez Meet the Cuban Parents
Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.
George Lopez This Old Casa
Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.
Married ... With Children Radio Free Trumaine
Marcy leads a campus-wide protest at Bud's college after her ex-husband, Steve, expels a student for speaking his mind.
Married ... With Children Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Unless Peg's parents patch things up, the only woman in Bud's new love palace will be his grandmother.
Married ... With Children A Shoe Room With a View
Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door.
Married ... With Children Requiem for a Dead Briard
Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet.
Married ... With Children Reverend Al
Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes.
Married ... With Children How Bleen Was My Kelly
Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion.
The King of Queens Buy Curious
When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.
The King of Queens Vocal Discord
Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.
The King of Queens Like Hell
Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.
The King of Queens Consummate Professional
Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.
Two and a Half Men The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Two and a Half Men Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
Two and a Half Men If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Two and a Half Men Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
George Lopez George to the Third Power
George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.
George Lopez George Gets Assisterance
George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.
George Lopez Sabes Quake
When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.
George Lopez George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain
When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.
Roseanne Canoga Time
Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.
Roseanne The Monday Thru Friday Show
Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary, and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.
The Nanny The Strike
Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on "Sally Jessy Raphael" after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael.
The Nanny I've Got a Secret
Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who.
The Nanny Kindervelt Days
Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada.
The Nanny Canasta Masta
Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) finds his niche on Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) canasta team. Stars: Fran Drescher.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.
Paid programming.
Paid programming.
Highway to Heaven Plane Death
Investigating a friend's death, Mark encounters drug smugglers; guests Michael Bowen, Lee Bryant.
Highway to Heaven One Winged Angel
Jonathan cannot reunite a couple because he has fallen for the woman.
Malcolm & Eddie Kansas City Split
With Malcolm in love and Eddie considering a job offer in another city, the guys decide to dissolve their partnership.
Malcolm & Eddie My New Friend's Wedding
After one of the guys is jilted, they recall their first meeting, after Eddie had been left at the altar by his bride-to-be.