TV Schedule for Cozi TV (KVMM-CD3) Santa Barbara, CA

The Steve Harvey Show The Shower Planner

Steve gets stuck planning all the "girlie" details for Lovita's baby shower.

The Steve Harvey Show My Fair Homegirl

Regina hires and beautifies a new assistant (Cee Cee Michaela), then fears Steve may be trying to woo her.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper Hangin' With Mrs. Cooper

Mark's (Mark Curry) determined mother (Ja'net DuBois) wreaks havoc when she arrives to stay and begins teaching at his school.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper Call Me Irresponsible

Mark returns from summer vacation to find he has been replaced.

The Nanny Everybody Needs a Bubby

Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny Material Fran

A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris.

Roseanne White Trash Christmas

The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.

Roseanne Suck Up or Shut Up

Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.

Roseanne Busted

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

Roseanne David vs. Goliath

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

George Lopez The Simple Life

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

George Lopez Trouble in Paradise

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

George Lopez E.I.? E.I. OH.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George Lopez A Clear and Presentless Danger

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

Married ... With Children Psychic Avengers

Al uses Jefferson's fortunetelling scam in an attempt to make easy money.

Married ... With Children My Dinner With Anthrax

Bud wins a dinner at his house with the metal band Anthrax, but has to get the parents out first.

Married ... With Children Hi, I.Q.

Kelly is invited to a mixer at a club for those with high IQs.

Married ... With Children Teacher Pets

The Bundys are shocked when Bud starts dating his 40-year-old college English teacher (Linda Gibboney).

Married ... With Children The Good-bye Girl

Kelly gets a job at her favorite theme park; Al sees the world from his couch.

Married ... With Children The Gas Station Show

Al plans a day of family fun, highlighted by a visit to the local gas station.

The King of Queens Whine Country

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.

The King of Queens Flower Power

Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.

The King of Queens Fatty McButterpants

An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.

The King of Queens Roast Chicken

Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.

Two and a Half Men Bad News From the Clinic

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Two and a Half Men The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Two and a Half Men A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Two and a Half Men Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

George Lopez George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

George Lopez George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

George Lopez George Is Being Elfish and Christ-Misses His Family

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

George Lopez George Enrolls Like That

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

Roseanne Home for the Holidays

Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are.

Roseanne Say It Ain't So

Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.

The Nanny The Producers

Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to play matchmaker for Niles (Daniel Davis) and has him portray a producer to impress C.C. (Lauren Lane). With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny The Dummy Twins

Maxwell is angry when Fran plays matchmaker for Niles and C.C.; the doctor (Rita Rudner) helps prepare Fran and Maxwell for parenthood.

The Nanny Yetta's Letters

Fran attempts to convince Maxwell that Yetta's old love letters could be made into a Broadway musical.

The Nanny Maggie's Wedding

Maggie and Michael (Nicholle Tom, Andrew Levitas) announce their engagement, which thrills Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor).

Bob Hearts Abishola I'll Sleep When I'm Dead

Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure; Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home.

Bob Hearts Abishola There's My Nigerians

While Bob and Abishola struggle to pull Dottie out of her depression, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde come over to lift her spirits.

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Highway to Heaven Choices

Private detectives Mark and Jonathan help a Vietnamese couple locate their sons that were adopted and raised by an American family.

Highway to Heaven Summer Camp

Jonathan arranges for a former beauty, who was scarred in a fire, to volunteer at a camp for the blind.

Malcolm & Eddie Car Trouble

Malcolm buys a car containing a secret load of cash at a police auction.

Malcolm & Eddie Casino Evil

Malcolm turns McGee's into a gambling establishment to prevent bankruptcy.