TV Schedule for Cozi TV (KYMU-LD) Cle Elum, WA

Married ... With Children Al on the Rocks

Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills when Seven sneezes and Peg assumes the worst.

Married ... With Children What I Did for Love

Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance.

The King of Queens Fresh Brood

When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

The King of Queens G'Night, Stalker

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

Roseanne Confessions

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.

Roseanne The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Roseanne The Wedding

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Roseanne Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door.

Roseanne Home Ec

Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight.

Roseanne Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.

George Lopez George Nieces a New Media Room

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

George Lopez George Testi-Lies for Benny

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

George Lopez Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

George Lopez George Thinks Vic's Fiancee Is Lion About Being a Cheetah

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée.

Married ... With Children You Better Watch Out

Al (Ed O'Neill) is forced to step in when a hapless Santa accidentally parachutes into the Bundys' backyard.

Married ... With Children Guys and Dolls

Steve and Al (David Garrison, Ed O'Neill) sell Marcy's (Amanda Bearse) treasured Barbie doll to buy a rare baseball card.

Married ... With Children Build a Better Mousetrap

Al wrecks the house while attempting to catch an elusive mouse.

Married ... With Children Master the Possibilities

Assuming they aren't liable, Al and Peggy overextend on Buck the dog's new credit card.

Married ... With Children Peggy Loves Al, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

For her Valentine's Day gift, Peggy wants Al to say "I love you."

Married ... With Children The Great Escape

A grounded Kelly wants Bud to help her escape to a rock concert.

The King of Queens Move Doubt

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

The King of Queens Gambling N'Diction

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

The King of Queens Apartment Complex

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

The King of Queens Raygin' Bulls

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

Two and a Half Men The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

Two and a Half Men Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.

Two and a Half Men Not in My Mouth!

A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.

Two and a Half Men The War Against Gingivitis

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

George Lopez Sabes Quake

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

George Lopez George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

George Lopez George Buys a Vow

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.