TV Schedule for Cozi TV (WAPG-CD3) Greeneville, TN

Married ... With Children A Man's Castle

Peg redecorates the bedroom for an interior design class assignment, but Al takes offense.

Married ... With Children All-Nite Security Dude

Al's football trophy is stolen while he is guarding his alma mater.

The King of Queens Cowardly Lyin'

When Doug gets caught in a lie to avoid going to the opera, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future.

The King of Queens Queens'bro Bridge

After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together.

Roseanne Home for the Holidays

Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are.

Roseanne Say It Ain't So

Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.

Roseanne Hit the Road, Jack

Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate.

Roseanne The War Room

Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.

Roseanne Lanford's Elite

Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.

Roseanne Some Enchanted Merger

Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her.

George Lopez E.I.? E.I. OH.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George Lopez A Clear and Presentless Danger

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

George Lopez Prescription for Trouble

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

George Lopez Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

Married ... With Children Bearly Men

On a bear hunt in Wanker County, Al and Bud triumphantly bag a hibernating bear.

Married ... With Children The Two That Got Away

Forced from their mountain retreat, Al and the NO MA'AM guys find lodging in a bomb shelter.

Married ... With Children I Can't Believe It's Butter

Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses.

Married ... With Children Love Conquers Al

Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend.

Married ... With Children The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly

Bud's life literally depends on getting Kelly to finish the exercise video she is signed to do.

Married ... With Children The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly

Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video.

The King of Queens Driving Reign

A relative rivalry erupts after Doug reluctantly helps get his cousin Danny promoted to driver at IPS; Holly accidentally insults Arthur.

The King of Queens Clothes Encounter

Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is so afraid of his dog she tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.

The King of Queens Bed Spread

Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages.

The King of Queens Taste Buds

Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does.

Two and a Half Men Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

Two and a Half Men Crude and Uncalled For

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Two and a Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Two and a Half Men Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

George Lopez George Has Two Mommies

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

George Lopez Long Time No See

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

George Lopez Dubya, Dad and Dating

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

George Lopez Dubya, Dad and Dating

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

Roseanne A Second Chance

Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.

Roseanne The Miracle

Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive.

The Nanny Maggie the Model

Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session.

The Nanny The Family Plumbing

When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss.

The Nanny Deep Throat

After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy.

The Nanny Schlepped Away

The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard.

Bob Hearts Abishola An Afro and a Peugeot

Bob and Abishola are at odds over whether Dele is ready to get behind the wheel and decide to take matters into their own hands; Christina offers Douglas some work advice only to watch him claim her ideas as his own.

Bob Hearts Abishola Honest Yak Prices

With Abishola's husband adamant that he'll never agree to a divorce, Bob and Abishola grow disheartened that they will never be able to get married.

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The Nanny Frieda Needa Man

Fran (Fran Drescher) plays matchmaker to expedite the departure of her recently evicted Aunt Frieda (Lainie Kazan). Guest star: Donald O'Connor.

The Nanny Me and Mrs. Joan

Fran's attempt to reunite Maxwell with his estranged father and stepmother goes awry when the Fines get a bad tip.

The Nanny The Taxman Cometh

Jay Leno (guest starring as himself) unwittingly saves Fran (Fran Drescher) from going to jail after she and Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) appeal her tax audit. Guest star: Rich Little.

The Nanny An Affair to Dismember

Nigel Sheffield (Harry Van Gorkum), rather than Maxwell, pops the question to Fran (Fran Drescher), who agrees to join him in London. Guest star: Shirley Jones.

Married ... With Children Oldies but Young 'Uns

Al becomes obsessed with an old song that he hears on the radio.

Married ... With Children Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

The Bundys decide whether to give their last $100 to Bud or Kelly.