Friday, October 16th TV listings for Cozi TV (WATN-TV3) Memphis, TN
Married ... With Children The Weaker Sex
After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride.
Married ... With Children Blonde and Blonder
Kelly attends her high-school reunion only to find the former class nerd transformed into a rich hunk.
The King of Queens Kirbed Enthusiasm
Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.
The King of Queens Holy Mackerel
Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.
Roseanne Life and Stuff
Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.
Roseanne We're in the Money
Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; now they could finally fulfill their wishes, if it wasn't for annoying unpaid bills; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision to behave like adults and to remain reasonable.
Roseanne D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.
Roseanne Language Lessons
Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.
Roseanne Radio Days
Dan enters a songwriting contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.
Roseanne Lovers' Lane
On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.
George Lopez George Gets Assisterance
George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.
George Lopez Sabes Quake
When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.
George Lopez George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain
When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.
George Lopez George Buys a Vow
Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.
Married ... With Children Mr. Empty Pants
Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine.
Married ... With Children You Can't Miss
Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results.
Married ... With Children Peggy and the Pirates
Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior.
Married ... With Children Go for the Old
After a theater cashier gives Al a senior citizen's discount, he becomes obsessed with age.
Married ... With Children Un-Alful Entry
Al becomes a hero when he stands up to a burglar who breaks into the Bundys' house.
Married ... With Children Movie Show
Al takes the family to the movies to celebrate Kelly's birthday.
The King of Queens Jung Frankenstein
Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.
The King of Queens Mammary Lane
Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.
The King of Queens Business Affairs
Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.
The King of Queens Flash Photography
As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.
Two and a Half Men Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
Two and a Half Men No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
Two and a Half Men My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
Two and a Half Men Just Like Buffalo
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
George Lopez She Drives Me Crazy
Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.
George Lopez George Goes to Disneyland
George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.
George Lopez Bachelor Party
Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.
George Lopez Wrecking Ball
Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.
Roseanne The Memory Game
Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Roseanne.
Roseanne Here's to Good Friends
Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.
The Nanny The Dummy Twins
Maxwell is angry when Fran plays matchmaker for Niles and C.C.; the doctor (Rita Rudner) helps prepare Fran and Maxwell for parenthood.
The Nanny Yetta's Letters
Fran attempts to convince Maxwell that Yetta's old love letters could be made into a Broadway musical.
The Nanny Maggie's Wedding
Maggie and Michael (Nicholle Tom, Andrew Levitas) announce their engagement, which thrills Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor).
The Nanny The Baby Shower
Fran (Fran Drescher), suffering from intense mood swings, becomes convinced that Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is having an affair. With Lauren Lane.